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       LEARNING ENGLISH
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: August 15, 2013, 1:08 pm
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       A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving
       his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the
       natives when he
       realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to
       speak English.
       So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
       He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
       The chief looks at the tree and grunts,  "Tree."
       The Priest is pleased with the response.
       They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says,
       "This is a rock."
       Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
       The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results
       when he hears a rustling in the bushes.  As they peek over the
       top, he sees a couple of natives in the midstof heavy sexual
       activity.
       The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding
       a bike."
       The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and
       kills them both...
       The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
       spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind
       to each other, so how
       could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
       The chief replied,
       "My bike."   :o
       #Post#: 13028--------------------------------------------------
       Re: LEARNING ENGLISH
   DIR By: Lee
       Date: August 15, 2013, 1:18 pm
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       Lol
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       Re: LEARNING ENGLISH
   DIR By: brendy73
       Date: August 15, 2013, 5:20 pm
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       very good
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