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Read this review from amazon
DIR By: littlebuffer
Date: June 5, 2013, 5:19 pm
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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly
Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as
previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I
nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the
missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in
advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit
above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and
wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how
wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed
and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I
went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied
the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have
long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a
matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a
feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire
wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I
suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the
violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the
the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite
through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink
and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.
Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across
the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really
possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope
of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and
found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it
under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it
melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to
the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the
starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for
something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly
soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen
sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took
a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between
the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of
the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt
like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This
was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going
to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give
you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to
ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come
up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had
gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming
from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and
investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air,
strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout
up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good”
Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream
and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm
of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at
quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having
a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen
probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and
having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange
hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum
it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect ~ Cerys
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Re: Read this review from amazon
DIR By: Stewartyg
Date: June 6, 2013, 3:48 am
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Little buffer your giving us to much of an insite as to what you
be buying on amazone!!
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Re: Read this review from amazon
DIR By: littlebuffer
Date: June 6, 2013, 4:17 pm
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Haha well Yano ye have to keep urself groomed
it's a belter was in tears reading it lol
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Re: Read this review from amazon
DIR By: jimbo
Date: June 8, 2013, 8:46 am
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very good lol
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Re: Read this review from amazon
DIR By: Stewartyg
Date: June 9, 2013, 8:54 am
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Sounds like the boy using was in tears to!!
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