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Cannibals
DIR By: steve
Date: October 16, 2012, 11:07 am
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Three men are captured by cannibals.
The cannibal leader says that if the men can go into the jungle
and find 10 of the same fruit they would be freed.
So they go into the jungle. The first man comes out and was told
by the leader that if he could shove all his fruits (apples) up
his butt without wincing or making faces they would be freed. So
the man shoves the first one up and then a second one accept he
winced so they killed him.
The second man comes in with berries. He's all the way to 8 when
he bursts out laughing and is killed.
In heaven the first man asks the second man "why did you burst
out laughing you could of made it?"
The second man replies "I couldn't help it I saw the third guy
come into the clearing with pineapples.
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Re: Cannibals
DIR By: flatcappa
Date: October 16, 2012, 11:54 am
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lol nice one steve
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Re: Cannibals
DIR By: Brisa
Date: October 17, 2012, 7:29 am
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lol good one :)
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Re: Cannibals
DIR By: Copey
Date: October 25, 2012, 8:41 am
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lol very good hahaha
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