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STC Datinglife
DIR By: Chiefhero[sks]
Date: September 22, 2013, 7:45 pm
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Katshuma "Friendzone" Behh
Katshuma has alot of female contact, but sadly noone of it is
attraction-based. His weekly schedule contains a plethora of
"Hey :)" and "See yah l8r alig8r" hugs and handshakes with the
opposite sex. Cinema-dates where katsh diggs deep into his
pocket is another, slightly less frequent, phenomena. Everything
is going according to GODS plan - except the fact that most of
these women have sexual partners, or consider katshuma a guy
that gives great advice; and NOTHING else.
Once tried to buy a prostitute, but ended up getting friendzoned
after telling her too much personal information about his life.
The prostitute figured going through the business transaction
would be too awkward after her initial talk with Katshuma.
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Shyamora "Pimpen" SkS
Shyamora is locally known as the "guy with the drag". Although
he still lives in his parents basement, he seems to have found
the secret to unlocking the mysteries of the female heart. The
last valentines-day Shyamora lived through without buying a box
of chocolate and a rose for a human of the opposit sex...was in
2002. This was also the last time shyamora went through an
entire year without getting laid.
There is little to be said about his method. Shyamora likes to
hide his cards. People have speculated and theorized. Some think
that he uses a technique called "Negging" to great effect,
others think he mastered the art of fashion and perfume,
projecting an alphamale role via his exterior qualities. My
personal theory is that Shya develouped his own, unique, path to
the female heart, a path that only he can ever fully understand.
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Beeeh "Is the new CallOfDuty out yet?" Csb:
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Enstekpanna "The Nightstalker" StH:
Enstek has a very special datinglife. Similar to Batman (who's a
man at day, superhero by night); Ensteks dating life can be
summarized by the catchphrase "disgusting freak by day, creepy
hunter at night".
This breed of bachlors has long been predicted by philosophers
in the art of seduction. The gameplan is basically this: Wait
til nightfall -> Put on a shirt -> Shave -> perfume and gel in
hair -> HiT dA CLUbs!
Once at the nightclub, Enstek warms up by standing in the corner
with 2 Coronas, scouting the parameters of the club, looking for
prey and organizing his thoughts of strategy. The DJ starts
bumping a fast-paced song. This is when enstek starts moving.
While the night is young, the key is to walk around the
dancefloor, "bypassing" hot girls and "accidentally" touch their
butt. As the night progresses, the girls start to get drunker,
enstek enters phase 2. This is when the scouting at the start of
the evening helps out. Enstek starts finding the drunk, solo
girls who're left alone because their friends hooked up with
some random guy. Enstek makes out with the female, fingers her
at the dancefloor, and then bounces. The female never hears from
Enstek again. Enstek is snooring in his bed before she even
realized what happened.
When day hits, Enstek goes back to being the normal, disgusting
individual we all know him for. A guy with no game, no social
intelligence, no social experience outside dinners at grandma,
and zero female contact...but only until the night falls again.
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Re: STC Datinglife
DIR By: Tollison
Date: September 22, 2013, 10:30 pm
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ROFL. Actually, Amir, Kat gave the prostitute money and was
told he had to go get more and by the time he got back she left!
Anything for love, right Kat? ^^
I'm a mix of Kat and Shya. I don't go for females, but a lot
are attracted to me, but I usually end up being friends with
them due to lack of interest. I prefer really honest girls and
the only ones I can find that are really honest are the anime
lovers etc. Right now I'm trying to escalate my relationship
with this one girl who really likes me, but plays it off. Once
I got her in my hook shes MINE ^^
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Re: STC Datinglife
DIR By: Shoop
Date: September 23, 2013, 2:12 am
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Lol. ^^
More. :D
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Re: STC Datinglife
DIR By: Shyamora[SkS]
Date: September 23, 2013, 3:57 am
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Trust me, I don't know my method aswell.
But lol at the whole story thing xD as Shoop said, MOAR!
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Re: STC Datinglife
DIR By: VsKatshuma
Date: October 13, 2013, 5:57 pm
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I never gave any money ffs -.- But she became my friend and we
still chat in FB sometimes nowadays ;)
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Re: STC Datinglife
DIR By: Shyamora[SkS]
Date: October 14, 2013, 4:22 am
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Still waiting for part 2 Amirsens!
This btw
'Some think that he uses a technique called "Negging" to great
effect, others think he mastered the art of fashion and perfume,
projecting an alphamale role via his exterior qualities.'
Lol hell no ^^ I don't need that :P
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