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Quan [1]
By: Shane Date: September 4, 2018, 1:48 am
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>set myself up to be the savior of what I believe to be the #1
country in the world, the USA
>this is america
>me and 2 other loonies are sitting in a big office room blowing
snot bubbles
>suddenly telltale mission choice
>bank or going to europ
>europ is for beta foreign fags
>bank heist
>fiesty black lady ree'ing because not going to europ
>exert my masculinity upon her presence
>fast forward to place ride
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>white guy in the midst of his midlife crisis is snacking on
peanuts while black woman snores loudly
>taxi drive around brown land brazil
>driver is playing cinco music
>we arrive at a motel
>we’re on the roof for no reason
>black lady has a stolen laptop and is headbutting the keyboard
>white man is gone
>i leave and steal a bike because it’s in my blood to thieve
>bicyclerace.mp4
>i reach the bank we’re robbing
>power goes out, me and white man run in
>i take a woman to the vault and slit her throat before she
could even let me through the door
>splinter cell the vault door
>8000 munnies acquired
>we dip
>carchase.wav
>i start firing a gun i don’t have at a cop car
>finger bang bang
>sword fight a car and live to tell the tale
>black lady insists we go back to the hotel
>i say no
>i am the smartest man evar
>fast forward back to pedo plane v2
>i suggest to an old lady that she hijacks the plan
>i am the savior of america
>she calls me a traitor
>snap her neck in front of an entire room of people
>screech about hijacking the plane
>911.mp3
>i get tackled and fingered at least 3 times by security
>I am Quan.
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