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Los Santos Smith
By: guteGutierrez Date: June 11, 2012, 1:41 am
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Basic Information
((*GANG BANNER*))
What's the name of the gang?Los Santos Smith
Who is the leader of the gang?Chris_G_Loco
What type of gang are you trying to create? Normal Gang
Will your gang participate in Points? Yes
Extended Information
Gang Story/Biography (Minimium 800 words)
La Mafia was founded in 1980 by Oscar de la Rosa and Leonard
Gonzales (brothers) at Henry?s Night Club, a bar owned by their
family in Houston, Tx. De la Rosa, as vocalist, Gonzales, as
guitarist, David de la Garza, as keyboardist and background
vocals, and Armando Lichtenberger Jr., as keyboardist, accordion
player and the band?s producer, were joined by Tim Ruiz Jr. on
bass in 1996, Joe Gonzales on drums in 2003 and Viktor Pacheco
on Guitar in 2007. The band?s original name was Los Jovenes.
La Mafia, seeking to expand their musical horizons, began
touring extensively in Mexico and Latin America beginning in the
late 1980s. The practice of Hispanic-American artists performing
in Mexico on a large scale was unheard of before La Mafia. Back
home, La Mafia has performed in front of three record-setting
crowds at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo at the Houston
Astrodome.
After one listen to "Hooray For Boobies", it becomes clear the
Bloodhound Gang have no reason to live. But, they like it that
way. Based in both Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and Los Angeles,
California, this five-some of twenty-somethings is fronted by
Jimmy Pop. A jack (off) of all trades, he fucks it up on the
mic, writes the fifth grade lyrics, composes a lot of the tunes,
samples things no one else would want to, organizes all the
noise inside of his Macintosh and produces the bargain bin
classics know as Bloodhound Gang records. In his spare time,
Jimmy Pop writes for POPsmear magazine.
Lüpüs Thünder is the umlaut-using, head-banging,
devil-worshipping guitarist for the Bloodhound Gang. Lüpüs
Thünder also runs the Bloodhound Gang Artificial Cerebral Palsy
Home Page all by himself. Although it is a time consuming
endeavor that has completely replaced social interaction with
other human beings, it seems to have paid off. Currently,
www.bloodhoundgang.com receives over one million hits per month.
Evil Jared Hasselhoff is the bassist for the Bloodhound Gang. If
Rowdy Roddy Piper, Lee Majors and Dee Dee Ramone could somehow
fornicate and produce offspring, it would be really vile to
watch. But, it would also spawn Evil Jared Hasselhoff. Evil
Jared Hasselhoff also puts together the Bloodhound Gang Hate
Club Hate Chronicle.
Besides wicky wicky wackin' for the Bloodhound Gang, D.J. Q-Ball
guest deejays at clubs throughout the world in the hopes of,
"runnin' on ups, in all da bizotches guts." Needless to say,
D.J. Q-Ball is a card-carrying wigger. He also looks after the
Bloodhound Gang Hate Club.
After winning "The Hot Dog Eating Contest", "The Magnum P.I.
Trivia Challenge" and
"The-One-Hundred-Push-Ups-In-One-Hundred-Seconds-Competition",
Willie The New Guy filled the void that was left by a
community-college-bound Spanky G as drummer for the Bloodhound
Gang. But since he is the new guy, nobody really cares about
him.
Fred Durst is not in the Bloodhound Gang but we thought if we
mentioned him, you would keep reading our biography.
Drawing thoroughly on his vast repository of American popular
culture knowledge and his affinity for lowbrow humor, Jimmy
Pop's lyrics are one-half wit and one-half half-wit. Jimmy Pop's
so-called lyrics also produce the continuity between the
so-called songs on "Hooray For Boobies". His bandmates supply
music that is diverse, to say the least. Heavy Metal riffs,
Electronica chirps, Punk Rock chords and Hip-Hop beats combine
to create music that is reminiscent of everything from Slayer to
Crystal Method to NOFX to the Wu-Tang Clan.
Since none of the clubs in Philadelphia would book the
Bloodhound Gang in the early days (club owners had this silly
notion about attracting patrons), they played at Evil Jared
Hasselhoff's house just about every other weekend. That lasted
until one evening when the first floor caved into the basement.
In search of a new stomping ground, the Bloodhound Gang began
performing at world-famous C.B.G.B.s every couple of weeks. When
asked about their tenure at the legendary venue, Jimmy Pop was
quoted as saying, "I've seen cavemen with better clubs."
That was in 1993. The band went on to produce a couple of demos;
"Just Another Demo" and "The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
To Hitler's Handicapped Helpers" which eventually led to 1994's
"Dingleberry Haze" and 1995's "Use Your Fingers". After "Use
Your Fingers" failed miserably the original Bloodhound Gang
disbanded, leaving Jimmy Pop and Lüpüs Thünder alone to meet
obligations for an American tour. So in the fall of 1995, Jimmy
Pop called on his friend Evil Jared Hasselhoff who he met at
Temple University, from which Evil Jared Hasselhoff had received
a degree in Business and Jimmy Pop had received a degree in Mass
Communications and a minor in History.
Having just graduated, Evil Jared Hasselhoff was spending his
days "downing sixes of Milwaukee's Beast, watching the Duke Boys
and fraudulently collecting unemployment" so he was willing and
able to do back-up vocals and entertain Bloodhound Gang crowds.
Evil Jared Hasselhoff's vision of 'entertainment' included
eating live mice, drinking his own throw-up and allowing
audience members to throw darts into his back for a prize.
A few months later, the Bloodhound Gang added D.J. Q-Ball who
was recommended by his cousin, a Kinko's customer service
representative that just happened to take the Bloodhound Gang's
new passport photos for a European tour in 1995. The first half
of 1996 was spent recording the now legendary "One Fierce Beer
Coaster" which was released in September of 1996 on Republic
Records. Within a month, "Fire Water Burn" became the most
requested song at alternative radio in the United States of
America and propelled the band to global notoriety. Suddenly,
the band went from being nobodies to being nobodies appearing on
television with Howard Stern, Jenny McCarthy, and Riki Lake and
partying with the likes of Corey Feldman, Kato Kaelin, and Larry
"Bud" Melman. Loser anthems "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On
Me?" and "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" followed
"Fire Water Burn" as singles that drove over two million people
around the world to discover the Grammy-nominated "One Fierce
Beer Coaster".
Unlike most bands, the Bloodhound Gang write the treatments for
their music videos. This includes such cinematic masterpieces as
"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny", "Fire Water Burn", "I Wish I
Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks", "Along Comes Mary" and "The
Bad Touch", all of which will be featured on the long length
video releases, "One Fierce Beer Run" and "Hooray For Groupies".
Written and recorded in Los Angeles during the second half of
1998, "Hooray For Boobies" is stupid. Below is a track by track
account by Jimmy Pop.
"I Hope You Die"
Whether they admit it or not, everyone has hoped someone they
hate would die. You can imagine my jubilation when that filthy
whore Mother Teresa bought the farm. Anyway, our friend Parry
from the band Nerfherder sings this song with me.
"The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope"
I tried to write a song about how cool I am but I ended up
sounding like a seven-year-old in a crash helmet having a temper
tantrum through a Mister Microphone. Everyone seems to think
it's about the resurgence of cocaine's popularity anyway.
"Mama's Boy"
This is a phone call I recorded between my mother and myself.
She threatened to sue me, so I swore on my mother's grave that I
wouldn't put it on our record. So if you see her, don't tell
her. It might kill her. After listening to it again though, I
think she might be on crack.
"Three Point One Four"
After my last girlfriend broke up with me, I thought about what
qualities my ideal woman would possess. I concluded that all I
truly need is a Dunkin' Donut. Sad but true.
"Mope"
This song is about having nothing to do. Or in this case,
nothing to say.
"Yummy Down On This"
Since we had a song about cunnilingus on our last record (Kiss
Me Where It Smells Funny), I decided we needed a song about
fellatio in our repertoire. There is nothing more frustrating
than G-spot spelunking in a roast beef canyon and getting no
reciprocation. I might as well make out with a pound of salmon.
And I wouldn't have to buy it breakfast.
"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
I thought if I wrote a song about my favorite adult film
actress, I would get to fuck her. She told me that I'm funny.
What am I, in high school?
"R.S.V.P."
Evil Jared Hasselhoff and I wrote a script for Chasey Lain to
read as sort of a response to "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain". Her
read of the script was so good, I think she's a shoe-in for the
lead role of Chicken Little at my little cousin's grammar
school.
"Magna Cum Nada"
A song about how much we fuckin' suck.
"The Bad Touch"
A song about how much we want to fuck 'n suck.
"That Cough Came With A Prize"
Also known as filler. I smoke three packs of Reds a day.
"Hell Yeah"
This song is about why I would make a good savior. If Jesus were
alive today, he would probably wear Birkenstocks. Would you
really trust a Phish fan with your Eternal Happiness? I think
not.
"This Is Stupid"
This is stupid.
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"
My friend bought me a lap dance from a Russian girl at the Crazy
Girls strip club in Los Angeles. As she straddled me, I asked
her how she was doing. In a thick Russian accent she said, "Not
good, it is three years since I go home to Moscow and now my
grandmother has passed away." Then she started to cry. As this
was happening, she continued to grind her nasty bits against my
trouser snake. Can you picture it in your head? Yes? Well, that
image sums up my life.
"Along Comes Mary"
Originally recorded for the soundtrack of the movie
"Half-Baked", I didn't realize the lyrics where about marijuana.
You know grass, reefer, pot, tea, weed, chronic, spliff, bud,
dank, roughage, smoke. I thought it was about a girl named Mary.
This was the first single in Germany and was nominated for two
Viva Music Television awards. The key word is "nominated". Damn
that Britney Spears.
The Bloodhound Gang have toured throughout Australia, Austria,
Belgium, Canada, Denmark, England, Finland, France, Germany,
Greece, Iceland, Italy, Japan, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway,
Russia, Scotland, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and the United
States Of America.
The Bloodhound Gang will be touring in support of "Hooray For
Boobies" from June 1st 1999 until June 1st 2001. Their next
record is slated for release in early 2001.
BLOODHOUND GANG FUN FACTS
Jimmy Pop must alphabetize everything.
Lüpüs Thünder was homeless for a month.
Evil Jared Hasselhoff has a black father.
D.J. Q-Ball has a probation officer.
Willie The New Guy has smoked crack.
Starting Members (Min. of 4):
Momon_Smith
Jasper_Smith
Toteng_Smith
Gabby_Smith
Your Rank Names:
Officer
Soldier
Captain
Chief
Major
General
Skins (Must include ID's with any pictures):
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103
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104
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Other Information
What's the level of the leader? 10
Does the leader have $ 2,000,000? Yes
Does the leader have past leadership experience? Yes at LSPD and
Other Families
Why should you be given this gang? Because i want to good
members and good people
Please list the leaders past family/faction history?
LSPD- Chief
NOOSE- Supreme Commander
NG-General
Los Santos Diablo - Rank Six
Proof of RP activities (Screens&Fraps):
Have you read the gang/point regulations and do you agree to
them? Yes
#Post#: 522--------------------------------------------------
Re: Los Santos Smith
By: zapraa Date: June 11, 2012, 2:48 am
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#Post#: 524--------------------------------------------------
Re: Los Santos Smith
By: guteGutierrez Date: June 11, 2012, 2:53 am
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