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Team Info
By: Mac Date: August 7, 2013, 10:42 pm
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Greetings and welcome to the Khicago Kamera Klub thread!
HTML http://i.imgur.com/M7dVi6G.png
If you're here it means you may be interesting in
joining the Khicago Kamera Klub. If so, please let us know so we
can evaluate your abilities. Chances are, The Committee has
already marked you as a POI (Player Of Interest). If not, we
are sincerely sorry that you were not chosen to join our master
race. Here at the Khicago Kamera Klub we encourage teamwork,
winning, and fun! However, we do not tolerate any cheating*,
violence*, or [s]losing[/s] poor sportsmanship. If you enjoy
reading about history and are interested in how the Khicago
Kamera Klub came to be, then scroll down and read parts of the
Khicago Kamera Klub's Brief History v1. If you cannot read, then
just keep enjoying our haxball community environment. The
Khicago Kamera Klub supports the creation of maps everywhere.
If you are working on a map and wish for help, message us!
I hope to see you on the team!
[font=georgia]*--
cheating*- We interpret cheating as committing an underhand act
during a game that gives an unfair advantage without the
permission of the Khicago Kamera Klub.
violence*- We interpret violence as any physical harm outside of
haxball that is not approved of beforehand by the Khicago Kamera
Klub.
--*[/font]
I will keep uniforms short and sweet. When the Khicago Kamera
Klub is red we will be a nice shade of Cranberry. When we are
blue, we will be a classic Navy Blue. Here are the colors:
/colors red 0 ffffff 9f000f
/colors blue 0 ffffff 000080
[center]A Brief History of the[/center]
[center]Khicago Kamera Klub[/center]
[center]Volume I[/center]
The Khicago Kamera Klub has a very long and tragic past.
Having lost all three major figureheads of its main branches,
they are considered the most prestigious group a haxballer can
be a part of. It all started in 1762 when our founder, FN (only
initials are known- database error//80733), created the group to
show American Gratitude to Native Americans. At first, not many
members joined, but after a few rallies they got as many as 150
members! The rallies became violent and The Committee was
created to seek out and recruit only the most advanced members
in society. The Committee was very selective in choosing the
members and soon came to question the members that were already
part of the Khicago Kamera Klub. When the Indian Wars broke out,
it only added to the tension between the members and the secret
Committee. At the peak of Native American/Pioneer violence, a
member of the Klub led an attack on the Native Americans. The
result was a bloody slaughter of 67 members of the Khicago
Kamera Klub. This was because the Khicago Kamera Klub only
authorized setting traps such as snares. Three Native Americans
were caught in the Khicago Kamera Klub's traps, but were soon
released. It was a terrible defeat for the Khicago Kamera Klub
and they figured they had to do something. Some wanted to
avenge the ones who died while others wanted to remember them.
In the end, the majority of the members agreed to remember
instead of fight, but it would not satisfy their bloodlust. The
Committee needed something to pin the blame on and it was their
powerless leader, FN. The Committee passed the sentence and he
was tied up (in snare traps) and set aflame. They waited 67 days
to choose a new Grand Master Wizard as began the tradition.
Meanwhile, the ones who were devastated in grief kept
remembering the dead. They painted portraits and action
paintings of the dead in battles, but nothing alleviated their
pain. They wanted to create something so revolutionary that
nobody would ever be forgotten again. This was when Alexander
Wolcott invented the first camera in 1840. Not many people know
why Alexander Wolcott died. His death is surrounded by mystery
and the faint aura of The Committee. Around this time another
rumor came around that The Committee disposed of FN and
Alexander Wolcott because they knew the identities of The
Committee. FN created the Khicago Kamera Klub, but how did
Alexander Wolcott find out? Among these rumors lie a red mist.
By this time the Khicago Kamera Klub has gone global as the
SECRET society of secret societies. Nobody quite knows how they
are funded anymore and it is assumed they do underhand illegal
activities to keep them afloat. People seem to just disappear
when they are suspected of being in the Klub. Al Capone was
suspected of being the Grand Master Wizard at the time until his
imprisonment. According to the code, if a Grand Master Wizard is
captured by any enemy of the Khicago Kamera Klub, they must send
a message to The Committee, letting them know The Committee
should choose another Grand Master Wizard. Nobody knows who the
Grand Master Wizard was at the time, but The Committee announced
he/she died. This created an out roar that became known as The
Great Undoing. During The Great Undoing, a new position was
created: The Nullizer. Nobody knows where the name came from
because The Committee created it. The Nullizer's job was to
regulate The Committee. The idea was that the Committee does not
know who the Nullizer is, but the Nullizer knows everyone. This
forced The Committee into check, but the Committee created the
job to appease the members so they chose who the Nullizer was.
The first Nullizer's name was Felix Dzerzhinsky. He was head of
the Soviet State Security under Stalin and was associated with
The Committee among ordinary members. Soon, members of the
Committee started dying quickly. At first, nobody knew what was
happening, but then a member of The Committee exposed himself
and Felix Dzerzhinsky. That member died soon after and Felix
jumped back behind the protection of his red wall. The members
didn't know what to do, so they had a random election and new
Committee members were chosen. The Khicago Kamera Klub
considered Felix too dangerous and let him be. When Felix left
a secret message in his two-hour-long speech before he died, the
Khicago Kamera Klub was shocked. It was a message only those in
the Khicago Kamera Klub could understand, but it was in the form
of a riddle. The one who solved the riddle would become the
Nullizer, therefore, The Committee would not know their
identity. Eventually somebody solved the riddle and a message
was left that the Nullizer was chosen and thus began the new age
of the Khicago Kamera Klub.
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Re: Team Info
By: Şpคrtค◐ Date: August
8, 2013, 6:07 pm
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that history
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Re: Team Info
By: William Date: August 8, 2013, 7:50 pm
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What do you expect it's Mac XD
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