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Michael Vick's In It To Win It
By: Michael Vick Date: August 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
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Haxball Username: Michael Vick
Availability: Most of the Time
Desired Position: Can adapt to any position given by GM
Other Info: I love the game, and I hope I can improve under a
helpful GM!
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Re: Michael Vick's In It To Win It
By: Mac Date: August 9, 2013, 10:42 am
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Mr. Vick,
The Committee of the Khicago Kamera Klub has marked you as
a POI (Player Of Interest). They said they could feel your
emotion when you said, "i love the game". Sometimes it's
important to put your whole person into a game and get really
emotional. Unfortunately, at the Khicago Kamera Klub we'd
prefer if you covered those emotions with an iron will of
indifference. Showing emotion is showing vulnerability. We
like our soldiers to perform like cold, well-lubricated
machines. On another note, when you stated, "I hope I can
improve under a helpful GM!" it revealed a great trait: blind
obedience. It's important to follow your leader into the heart
of an Indian reservation. You should not expect an explanation.
The Khicago Kamera Klub Committee considered this trait more
important than your weak, emotional mind and decided to mark you
down as a POI. Congratulations, Mr. Vick. However, we are not
done excavating the crevices of your mind so please answer the
following questions honestly and accurately. This will help us
get to know you a little better.
1. Approximately how long have you been playing haxball (in
days)?
2. Have you come into any contact during those days, that made
you uncomfortable? If so, why?
3. If you were one of the three traffic light colors, which one
would you be, and why?
4. If you were a Brontosaurus during the Jurassic Period, would
you enjoy eating Ginkgophytes, Filincophyta, or Cycadeodia?
5. If your entire life turned into a Porno, what would it be
called?
6. Given that the Brontosaurus never existed, which dinosaur
would you choose to be, and why?
Thank you and I hope to see you on the Khicago Kamera Klub!
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Re: Michael Vick's In It To Win It
By: Michael Vick Date: August 9, 2013, 10:23 pm
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1. Approximately how long have you been playing haxball (in
days)?
699 days?
2. Have you come into any contact during those days, that made
you uncomfortable? If so, why?
When I play Kick Trivias, man those are nerve-wracking!
3. If you were one of the three traffic light colors, which one
would you be, and why?
Yellow, because I'm a guy who is "clutch." I play when best in
tough moments. So, if you want a player who performs well in
tense situations, I'm the player you want to take.
4. If you were a Brontosaurus during the Jurassic Period, would
you enjoy eating Ginkgophytes, Filincophyta, or Cycadeodia?
Cycadeodia, because it sounds like a Mexican food (not to
racist). Mexican food is awesome!
5. If your entire life turned into a Porno, what would it be
called?
Analization ;)
6. Given that the Brontosaurus never existed, which dinosaur
would you choose to be, and why?
Vickosaurus, dunno why.
Thank you and I hope to see you on the Khicago Kamera Klub!
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