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       #Post#: 487--------------------------------------------------
       Derivation
       By: Darrus Date: January 8, 2014, 9:36 am
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       A quick pop into the tavern to listen in on a couple of ponies
       drunkenly point out how they both felt that the other had
       somehow copied how they were dressed, even though they were both
       naked, had led Darrus to believing that he had possibly chosen a
       bad time when it came to looking for leads on available and
       paying work. Abandoning that location for now, the pegasus
       decided to hit up the "best place to start" as according to the
       mare who'd helped him find his way around, him trotting back
       outside then taking back off into the sky... only to realize
       that wasn't the best method of travel with his wings still
       aching, the easy to ignore pain still serving as a clear enough
       warning that he shouldn't push himself too far... again.
       Returning to having his hooves on the ground, the stallion was
       forced to go by the simple directions given to him and shortly
       lived flights upwards to try and catch a glimpse of any apple
       trees in the distance to guide himself towards the farm he
       searched for.
       Even without the constant aid of his wings, it wasn't too
       difficult to find his way, the apple trees he was scanning for
       being quite plenty and managing to draw him close enough to be
       within the farms land. However, in a slightly wily move on his
       part possibly driven by hunger, Darrus had, instead of following
       the road, wandered into the trees him happily letting his eyes
       be just as adventurous as they skipped their focus from apple to
       apple, his mind starting to become more and more interested in
       the fruit as his belly reminded him of how he'd only had grass
       to eat the last few days. If the cider he was hoping to try was
       as good as he'd heard, then the apples used to make it should be
       pretty gosh darn tasty too... Only now lowering his gaze from
       the hanging natural sweets, Darrus noticed the trees now were
       starting to have crates and other containers set around the base
       of their trunks, the apples of those trees having been picked
       clean then gathered so as to transport them. Well, seemed this
       was the part of the orchard being harvested at this time, which
       meant he'd probably bump into somepony eventually... And all
       those apples just sitting there at the moment... Hmm...
       Darrus began to hear a small part of his mind akin to a devil
       sitting on his shoulder start to tempt him with the idea of
       sneaking just one of the smaller itty bitty apples away to try
       for himself, both to satiate his new hunger and to test to see
       if the advertised cider was indeed as promising as he'd heard.
       But with every devil there came an angel to match, another part
       of him just urging him to simply Friggin wait until after he
       knew if he'd be given work by the fruits owners, then just ask
       on a lunch break or something to have a couple apples or maybe
       pick one off of the far trees if he was sent away... Either way,
       there was no harm in at least enjoying the smell of them, right?
       Trotting closer to one of the gloriously full crates simply
       stuffed with apples, Darrus took a long sniff, mouth beginning
       to water due to the close proximity of so many red delicious...
       Darrus was starting to stare now, his cautionary glances around
       to see if anypony was nearby ceasing as he started to have silly
       thoughts such as "just one bite. One bite, then they can cut
       around it and it will still be perfectly good, right?"
       #Post#: 503--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Applejack Date: January 9, 2014, 8:58 am
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       Grinning a bit, Applejack tossed a ball up with her hoof a few
       times, gaze locked onto a tail-wagging and tongue-lolling Winona
       as her eyes followed the ball being tossed. Playfully, Applejack
       moved as if to toss the ball, but paused halfway through the
       tossing motion, causing Winona to turn on a paw and start to
       trot away to follow it. She paused upon realizing the trick
       Applejack played on her, to which she turned back around and
       barked in protest at Applejack.
       Applejack gave a giggle in response and said, "Gotcha again
       girl! Who's a silly doggy~? A'ight, go get it!!" she urged,
       cocking her hoof back before tossing her ball far into the
       orchard. Winona dashed off after it, and in the meantime,
       Applejack took up the almost-empty glass of lemonade and chugged
       the rest of it. She gave a quiet sigh at the tastiness of the
       drink, then grinned once more as Winona returned, dropping the
       ball at Applejack's hooves before licking Applejack's face as
       she scratched Winona behind her ears. "Ah think you mighta
       broken yer record, Winona. Good girl," Applejack said, hugging
       the collie against her for a moment, only to blink as Winona
       broke away from the embrace and moved away a little bit to move
       in a couple of circles, then look at Applejack as if expecting
       something.
       Usually, Winona only did that when she wanted Applejack to
       follow her... "Ah swear Winona, if yer just gonna show me
       another place you buried a bone... Well, Ah dunno what Ah'll do,
       but Ah got a job ta do," she whined as she began following the
       dog into her orchard, her mouth quirked to the side from
       expecting it to lead to nothing special. To her surprise
       however, it wasn't nothing. Winona had apparently caught the
       scent of a strange stallion in the orchard, who... from the
       looks of things, was glancing around a little shiftily in front
       of one of her baskets filled with apples.
       Pushing her hat a little further down on her head, Applejack
       approached the stallion, her head dipping briefly to pluck a
       longer weed up from the ground, which she set in the corner of
       her mouth, teeth idly and gently chewing on the end of the weed.
       When she got close enough to the stallion she cleared her
       throat, hat mostly blocking her eyes from view. "Ya know, we
       don't appreciate thievery 'round these parts. Most folk tend ta
       think askin' first is the right thing ta do. You mind explainin'
       what yer doin' here, stranger?" Applejack asked, Winona standing
       beside her with her tail still wagging and her tongue still
       hanging out of the side of her mouth.
       #Post#: 505--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Darrus Date: January 9, 2014, 10:19 am
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       If he ate the core and just spit the seeds out there would be
       no... serious evidence left behind... Nothing that could be
       traced back to him at least... And Darrus doubted that the
       apples were counted very carefully when they were picked, just
       pulled off the branches then dropped into a container to be
       moved. Would waste time to try and keep track of the exact
       number, time that could be spent just picking more apples, so
       unless the ponies in charge around here were really good at
       keeping an increasingly large number in their minds at all times
       as they went from tree to tree, an apple or two going missing
       probably wouldn't even cause the tiniest of ripples in the pond
       of life. "Do eet." The devil on his shoulder urged, poking him
       with his trident and whispering fiendishly. "Neigh, wait." The
       angel opposite demanded, most likely glaring at the devil if
       either actually physically existed.
       Then Darrus heard the sounds of barking, which he promptly
       ignored as his eyes stayed glued to the feast of fruit before
       him. It wasn't until the barking grew louder... and he was
       directly challenged by the sources owner that he was able to
       look away, the angel laughing at both him and the devil now that
       they'd been caught before the two conflicting sides left the
       stallion be. Turning away from the apples he'd been almost
       drooling over, Darrus, having been caught red-hoofed doing much
       worse in the past, tried to play it off as no big deal, smiling
       and taking a few steps away from the fruit before leaning on the
       tree it had grown from, though he doubted she was fully able to
       see what he was doing from under her hat since he couldn't see
       her eyes.
       Well. She didn't look very happy. Catching a pony contemplating
       theft of somepony else's property tended to do that, though, so
       he couldn't really blame her, and farm ponies from his
       experience can get pretty hostile from having so much property
       to protect. Still, despite his slight concern that he'd possibly
       blown his chance to get some work, he took comfort in how the
       dog with the mare seemed happy enough. If both weren't happy by
       his presence, well, that would just be unpleasant for all. "Uh,
       yeah, sure. Of course." He said in response to explaining
       himself, trying to be as casual as he could. "I was actually
       hoping to bump into somepony to talk about these here apples and
       more, so I'm glad we found each other after I randomly got
       myself lost by leaving the road.
       "My names Darrus, I'm recently arrived in town and was asking
       around about a few things that could help me out while I'm here,
       one of those things being a steady flow of bits, and I was
       directed to this here orchard of yours to start looking for
       work. I assume you work here," his eyes flicked to her cutie
       mark, it being a pretty obvious sign that she wasn't just seeing
       the sights, "are you the farm's owner, or can you point me in
       their direction? I want to wow either you or them and convince
       them that they've been waiting all their lives just to hire me."
       #Post#: 515--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Applejack Date: January 9, 2014, 7:42 pm
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       Applejack perked her ears up a little bit as the stallion began
       speaking, her gaze held to the side underneath her hat and onto
       Winona. It wasn't so strange for her to be acting so happy
       around a stranger, but usually when she found somepony lurking
       around, she looked a lot less so... She rolled her eyes
       underneath her hat when he mentioned 'randomly' getting lost.
       Likely story, that was about as believable as any one of
       Rainbow's embellished tales. As Darrus continued, Applejack
       continued to hold her gaze on the collie beside her, the long
       weed in her mouth slowly rolling to the other corner of her
       lips. Another pony looking for work, probably thinking it would
       be an easy job...
       When Darrus finished with his arrogant words, Applejack rose a
       hoof to tip up the edge of her hat, her gaze calculating as she
       examined him, the weed in her mouth rolling back to the other
       side of her mouth as she contemplated. This pony wanted to show
       her why she wanted to hire him? He barely looked like he'd
       stepped on a farm before, his mane was unkempt, and what was the
       deal with the cloak? Tipping her hat further back on her head,
       Applejack straightened her posture up a little bit and brought a
       hoof over to gently scratch Winona behind her ears.
       "The owner o' these here orchards would be me, stranger. Name's
       Applejack. Yer gonna hafta do some perty good convincin' if you
       really want me ta even consider hirin' you. Me an' mah brother
       kin do most o' the work 'round here just fine, Ah ain't sure if
       Ah want or need another set o' hooves to hafta worry 'bout. So
       tell me why you think Ah should hire you. An' maybe while yer at
       it, you kin tell me how you 'randomly got yerself lost' if you
       were lookin' fer mah farm in the first place..."
       #Post#: 516--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Darrus Date: January 9, 2014, 8:27 pm
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       Gosh darn, Darrus thought at the mares suspicion over his gotten
       lost, her being named Applejack which he probably could have
       guessed from what Honey had told him earlier. Well... Maybe he
       wasn't completely lost. Having traveled around as much as he had
       the stallion had developed a pretty good sense of direction. If
       he needed to he could probably easily find his way back to the
       road he'd abandoned, but at the same time if shown a map he'd be
       unable to point out where exactly he was nor how to plan out how
       to get anywhere using it. So he was still... technically lost...
       Maybe?
       "Ehhh... I guess I should be a bit more clear. I've got a bad
       case of the wanderlust deep down in my core, you see, so often
       times I'll take the scenic route when going places. I was
       looking for your farm, yeah, but I strayed off the road and got
       a bit distracted by all the trees and apples. Wouldn't have
       happened normally since I usually fly because, well, obvious,"
       the stallion extended a wing, it protesting this with a dull
       throb but being again ignored before being folded back under his
       cloak, "but I've spent the last few days doing nothing but
       flying all day so they needed a break. I was still looking for
       your farm, and I'm sure I'd have found it eventually, but the
       detour through the trees just kinda happened. Sure worked out
       this way though, right?" He said with a small shrug, still
       appearing confident with a big ol' smile, "just happened to bump
       into you out here in this particular part of your rather sizable
       orchard. And hey! We even have the same colored eyes. This must
       surely be a sign of either you and I being meant to be together,
       or that you'll hire me.
       "And why would you want to hire me, you ask? Why, that's simple.
       It's because I can do any job you've got, can probably do it
       better than most other walk ins, and am willing to work for
       small change. So, hard and dedicated worker that doesn't even
       cost much. Go ahead, give me something to do right now and I'll
       do it for free just to show off and possibly cause you to invite
       me to dinner." He dusted off his shoulder as he said this,
       there, of course, not having been anything for him to hve dusted
       off to begin with.
       #Post#: 521--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Applejack Date: January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
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       Applejack stared idly at Darrus as he explained himself further
       on his words, gaze still judging of him and every word he spoke
       to her in an attempt to get her to hire him. A case of
       wanderlust? That wasn't good for his chances. If she was hiring,
       she'd need somepony she knew would be reliable... She still had
       to admit to herself she was a little bit confused by his
       story... But whatever. Was it really that big of a deal? How he
       got there barely mattered. The why did matter though, and
       Applejack only continued to stare as Darrus offered his large
       grin, and mentioned their similarly colored eyes being some kind
       of sign between them. Flattery now? What kind of mare did he
       think she was?
       Then, confidence. He said he'd be able to do any job he was
       given better than any other pony off the street; something
       Applejack had heard before. Plus the whole 'I'll do whatever,
       just give the word'. So far, this was seeming like every other
       attempt to get what most ponies thought might be an 'easy' job
       on the farm... "You ain't the first pony ta come along lookin'
       fer a job 'round these parts. Each one of 'em said a lotta
       things similar to what you said, an' Ah turned every one of 'em
       away. Work on the farm ain't easy," she said, having moved over
       to one of the nearby trees. As she said this, she turned her
       back to the tree and slammed her back hooves into the bark, the
       bounty of apples falling cleanly into the crates and baskets
       below, her gaze locked onto Darrus for a moment to gauge his
       reaction.
       "An' it ain't perty. Ya gotta sweat, get yer hooves dirty, make
       yer body ache. Ya gotta be efficient and not movin' like a
       turtle tryin'a swim through a pool o' molasses... So don't count
       yer apples before they bud. Follow me," she ordered before
       heading off further into the orchard. She waited until he caught
       up to her before continuing. "If you got a 'bad case o'
       wanderlust', how do Ah know you'd be a pony Ah could count on,
       if Ah hired ya? How do Ah know you wouldn't just disappear the
       next time ya got bored or things got too hard 'round here--which
       they will? An' why don't you tell me about some o' the last jobs
       you've had in the past, an why you've moved on?"
       #Post#: 522--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Darrus Date: January 10, 2014, 1:35 am
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       Darrus wasn't the first pony hoping to get a job on a famous
       farm? No surprise there. Each one said a lot of things similar
       to what he had? Ha! Maybe, but they didn't have what it took to
       back it up he was sure. She turned all of the others away
       because shed been waiting for him to arrive even if she didn't
       know it, or so Darrus was silently joking in his mind. And, of
       course, Applejack warned the pegasus that the normal physically
       demanding work expected on a farm was no walk in the park.
       Darrus, while not exactly an expert on this kind of career,
       wasn't expecting anything less and firmly held his confident
       smile, him knowing he was in excellent physical condition and
       probably well prepared for the tasks that would be given to him.
       Watching AJ buck the apple tree to harvest its fruit in one blow
       only caused the stallions brow to be raised slightly. Huh. So
       that's how its done. Was a lot faster than picking each apple as
       he'd originally assumed, but, thinking about it, it would have
       probably taken waaaaay too long to do it that way. The whole
       bucking a tree thing would take some serious getting used too...
       He wasn't worried about it hurting or anything, but he was
       trying to figure out how exactly one went about doing such a
       thing without either harming themselves or shaking free only a
       few apples.
       "I hope I haven't given the impression that I spend my free
       hours at the spa," he replied as he pushed himself off of the
       tree and began to follow the mare, "getting dirty and breaking a
       sweat while on the job is no issue with me, and, once my wings
       are feeling better, you'll be seeing me zipping about like a bee
       busy at work. No being stuck in molasses for me." Catching up to
       her, Darrus gave Applejack's pet dog a glance then went back to
       looking around at the surrounding apple trees. Darn, he'd just
       met the mare and she was already worried he'd just stop showing
       up to work after she hired him...
       "The lust is only a real problem when I don't have anything to
       focus on." he answered with a side glance at the mare with a
       smirk, still not looking very bothered or worried but having his
       features take on a more serious shade as he spoke.
       "Unfortunately, since I'm new in town and you're the first pony
       I came to about this, I don't have any past employers who can be
       used as references that can be contacted without spending a few
       weeks sending letters out, so I have no way of giving anything
       beyond my word when I say I've never abandoned a job before.
       Whenever it was time for me to move on, I always let my
       employers know beforehoof and finished whatever I was doing for
       them." He was being honest, but, because he had nothing to show
       to verify it, he could only hope the tone of his word and his
       efforts should she hire him would be enough to prove it to her.
       "As for previous work, its mostly just labor. You know, a
       construction sight looking for an extra pair of hooves to carry
       things around, a moving company wanting a temp to take some of
       the load off of their shoulders, painters working on a shop
       willing to throw some money at a pegasus looking to make a quick
       bit, that kind of stuff. I've also done other things like retail
       and assembly, though I doubt that'll come in handy at all. I
       also know how to make candles. So I'm a perfect fit!"
       #Post#: 525--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Applejack Date: January 10, 2014, 8:07 am
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       Applejack idly glanced to Darrus out of the corner of her eye as
       he began to explain his wanderlust, saying that he'd never
       abandoned a job before. He at least sounded like he was being
       serious about it, so she could give him the benefit of the doubt
       there. Even if it was still a large risk. Still, maybe an extra
       pair of hooves around the farm might not be such a bad idea
       after so much time. She didn't need it before, but with
       everything that had happened to her just in the past year... It
       might be nice to have some sort of contingency plan, so the work
       would still be manageable if she had to disappear suddenly.
       Regardless, she did have to see if he was worth his salt. No
       sense hiring help at all if he couldn't do it. He sounded like
       he was confident in his abilities, but who was to say he didn't
       just do the bare minimum work needed? First off, she needed to
       test his strength, so... "Pick up that crate and carry it back
       with us on our way to the house. Or do yer best, at least," she
       said after stopping and pointing to the crate full of apples in
       question. "An' while yer at it, tell me about yer last job, an'
       tell me why yer interested in workin' here on mah farm. What
       kinda schedule were you lookin' for--how many days workin' and
       how many days off?"
       #Post#: 527--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Darrus Date: January 10, 2014, 8:47 am
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       "You got it," Darrus replied without missing a beat, trotting
       towards the crate, "and, psh, I might just do my worst and still
       impress, just you watch." He added with a wink at the mare
       before sizing up the crate before him. It was big, full, and
       doing a good job of reminding him how he really really wanted to
       try one of these apples... Looked heavy. No surprise there.
       Shouldn't be too bad though, he figured as he reached down to
       pick it up. With a small grunt, the stallion lifted the crate,
       him having underestimated its weight by a small margin but
       adapted quickly and managed to get it up and onto his back, him
       then lifting up his achy wings so as to keep them on both sides
       of the crate and keep it firmly in place, the act managing to
       cause his cloak to be lifted up as well. He continued to look
       confident as he returned to the mare, steps heavier from the
       added weight but not slowing him down.
       "No problem," he boasted once he was near her again, "heck, this
       is nothin. If you wanted, I could probably carry both the crate
       and you all the way back to your house too if you wanted the
       ride." Darrus added with a smirk before moving on to her
       question. "Welp, I wasn't randomly picking that candle making
       thing out of my past from nowhere. The last job I had was
       helping a chandler at his shop. Worked after hours to help him
       make his candles and refill his stock. Was a pretty nice job,
       could get fun and messy in occasion, and it always always
       smelled sooooo good in his shop.
       "I'm interested in working on your farm because its something I
       know I can handle," he continued, gritting his teeth slightly as
       he readjusted the balance of the crate in his back, "you were
       recommended to me as being the first pony I should look to for
       work, and then the fates decreed that we should meet among the
       trees so I personally believe this was a good call. Right now,
       I've got absolutely nothing else going on in this town, so my
       schedule is non-existent, making it pretty darn flexible really.
       I can and am willing to work however you want whenever you want
       for as long as you want..."
       His tone was a bit lower as he said this, him again shining a
       smile in Applejacks direction but sounding and looking a bit
       more flirty now, though a stumbled step after hed caught his
       hoof on a rock cut that off rather quickly as he worked to keep
       his balance, him losing a couple apples as he struggled for a
       couple seconds and having them fall to the ground. Without
       comment, the stallion, looking slightly sheepish now, picked up
       each of the fallen fruit, tossing them into the air above him
       without looking to be paying that much attention to the but
       having them all be tossed right back into the crate where they
       belonged.
       #Post#: 547--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Derivation
       By: Applejack Date: January 11, 2014, 8:26 pm
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       With a critical eye, Applejack watched Darrus as he approached
       the crate of apples, mostly ignoring his c'ocky joke and his
       wink as she waited for him to lift it. She crossed one of her
       forehooves on front of the other as she stood and watched, eyes
       examining him and every movement he made when he finally lifted
       the crate onto his back. Didn't seem like he had too much
       trouble. Not quite as strong as Big Mac, but then, he also
       wasn't quite as big. So he passed there. Well, so far. Now he
       just had to walk with it.
       Turning to continue walking towards her house, Applejack walked
       beside Darrus, gaze moving over to him out of the corner of her
       eye every so often. So his last job was working for a
       candlemaker. She wasn't too sure how that would really tie into
       working at a farm, but the working after-hours thing sounded
       good. Must have been nice smelling all those different kinds of
       candles though. And he 'knows' farm work is something he can
       handle? He's almost as bad as Rainbow Dash.
       She wasn't surprised when Darrus mentioned somepony recommending
       her for work. It made sense from an outside point of view, even
       if it just wasn't something she really needed. But that was good
       about his schedule. If he was going to work for her, she was
       going to ride him long and--she shuddered a little bit as she
       quickly shook her head to clear. Not what she meant. When he
       stumbled over the rock moments after his ridiculous attempt at
       flirting, Applejack gave an almost inaudible, derisive snort in
       response.
       "Real smooth, stranger. How 'bout ya focus on the prize, instead
       o' me? You ain't gonna do yerself any favors tryin'a flatter me.
       No offense, but ya don't exactly seem like mah type o' stallion.
       Few more questions--these should be the last ones. What
       motivates you an' gets you up in the mornin'? What kin you offer
       that somepony else cain't? An' how d'you handle pressure?"
       As she asked these questions, Applejack had brought them back to
       her house and had begun walking around it to lead them to a tree
       stump, where a pile of uncut timber lay. She walked over to the
       pile and took one of the logs to set on top of the stump. Time
       to test his manual dexterity. "Just one more task for ya. Ah
       want ya to chop a couple o' these logs inta firewood fer me,"
       she told him, taking the nearby axe and dragging it over to him.
       
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