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#Post#: 1914--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Potato Ponie Date: March 29, 2014, 2:31 pm
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Potato just rolls his eyes at the unglassesed stallion's
complaints. "Yes because YOU are obviously the only pony in the
world with problems. YOU are OBVIOUSLY more important than the
mare who lost all her bits. YOU are in a rotting pit of sorrow
because your glasses broke, because there isn't starving foals
stuck in war torn countries or anything. You know what, just go
then, I'm sure the mare will be fine without her bits. Not like
she'll go hungry or anything." The potato themed superhero
superhero says with a large amount of sarcasm in his voice while
he trots onward towards where the thief ran off towards.
#Post#: 1918--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Schwambart Date: March 29, 2014, 3:08 pm
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"Thhblbhblbhbyththtth." Schwambart bites back another snappy,
unkind response. The long blur is right, of course. It's not
like it's the end of the world just because he can't see. But
that still presents a problem.
He lands and resumes his following of the conflabbed blob who
solicited his help. "Alright, alright. Fine. I'll do it. Not
for you, mind you, but for her. One question, though." He
waves a hoof in front of his own face. "What exactly am I
supposed to be able to do? I can's see worth beans without my
glasses. I'm guessing you're a tall pony, but you could be a
sentient, mold-topped potato for all I could tell. What help
could I *possibly* be?"
#Post#: 1920--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Potato Ponie Date: March 29, 2014, 3:10 pm
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"I have no idea, but something convenient always pops up that I
need another pony for." The superhero says still trotting
onwards. The thief couldn't have gone far.
"Alright if you see...If you uhhh... If you think smell or hear
the thief just tell me and I'll take care of it." Potato says,
realizing his poor choice of words.
#Post#: 1921--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Schwambart Date: March 29, 2014, 3:24 pm
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Schwambart rolls his eyes with a huff. "Right. Just smell out
the thief, shall I? I'll get to work on that. Right away." He
sticks his nose into the air and takes a deep breath. 'Help
even though what we're doing is finding someone and you can't
see!' Right. I'm going to be able to help soooo mu-
Strawberries. He closes his eyes and sniffs around. Yeah,
strawberries. Very strongly. That's right...he sniffs his
jacket. Yeah, that bubble mix he'd been using was
strawberry-scented. Stronger than real strawberries. He
directs his nose around, seeking the scent again. Strongest
from...that direction. "This way," he says, tapping his
blobbish companion on the shoulder and turning to follow the
aroma.
#Post#: 1923--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Potato Ponie Date: March 29, 2014, 4:09 pm
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"Ok then." The superhero says before following the stallion and
his nose.
AS they trot along the superhero gives the green haired stallion
a congratulatory nudge and says "See... Or I mean... Well yeah,
anyways you can help, just gotta think a bit." then he points to
his own head.
"I don't I caught your name though." Th superhero adds, tired of
calling the stallion "The Stallion" in his head.
#Post#: 1924--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Schwambart Date: March 29, 2014, 5:06 pm
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"Didn't give it," Schwambart says as he keeps sniffing, opening
his eyes to ensure he doesn't bump into anypony or anything.
Gosh, why does everything look like pudding now? He's getting
hungry.
"It's A. A. Capella Schwambart." He follows the smell back
into the thick of the market, where other scents like oatmeal,
carpet cleaner, and even real strawberries. "Call me A.,
Capella, Schwambart, Schwam, Schwapella, Cambart, etc." He
curves around an apple stand and up to a cloth vendor with a
pile of swatches on a tarp next to their cart. Sticking out
from under the pile is a pair of grey hooves, but the
effectively blind pony can't see them.
He gets up next to the pile and sniffs at it. "Or it's just a
pile of clothes," he says in defeat. "Haglackin'...glasses..."
He turns around and begins sniffing the air. He's becoming a
bit lightheaded from all of it...
#Post#: 1929--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Potato Ponie Date: March 30, 2014, 12:48 am
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"Well I'm Potato Ponie, "Pony" being spelled with an I-E instead
of a Y. I'm a potato themed superhero in case you couldn't
tell." The masked stallion says in the tradition of name giving.
"Well I don't see... I don't know where he is." The potato
themed superhero says after Schwam looks at the pile of cloth,
correcting himself on the terrible choice of words. "Let me just
stop and think a moment. " Potato says before sitting down on
the pile of cloth, thinking it would be more comfortable than
the ground.
When the superhero sits down a loud yelp comes out from under
him. Then the thief comes running out from under the cloth.
Potato is momentarily thrown on the ground, but he quickly
recovers and runs after the thief for about the third time
today, yelling at Schwam "Come on, he's headed this way!"
#Post#: 1930--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Schwambart Date: March 30, 2014, 1:04 am
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Schwambart steps back with an exclamation of "Excabbages!" when
the thief burst out from underneath the potato themed blob. He
backs away at first, it not exactly being his first reaction to
chase after trouble but to avoid it. When Potato Ponie (Really?
Why spell it like that?) shouts at him to keep up the pursuit,
though, he hops up into the air and beats his wings in a sprint
after the grey blob. As long as he kept it straight from the
other blobs, he should be able to stay watching and following.
"Oh no you don't! You're not going to ruin my fall!" he puns as
he takes a diving tackle at the retreating unicorn.
#Post#: 1935--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Potato Ponie Date: March 30, 2014, 5:55 pm
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The potato themed superhero finds himself surprised at the wings
Schwam had. The superhero hadn't even noticed them, he just
thought he was an earth pony. He probably could have used them
earlier but oh well.
As the superhero keeps on running after the unicorn he facehoofs
at the terrible pun. Like it was bad. Like REALLY bad. Like the
WORST. Ever.
When the unicorn gets tackled he's pinned on the ground by
Schwam. The unicorn was weaker than Schwam, but he kicked the
pegasus in the stomach knocking him off the unicorn. Once the
pegasus is off the unicorn the unicorn starts running away
again.
Potato runs over to Schwam and asks with concern in his voice
"Hey Schwam, you alright?" since he'd just been kicked in the
stomach.
#Post#: 1945--------------------------------------------------
Re: Wasn't there suppose to be potatoes among thieves or somethi
ng?
By: Schwambart Date: March 31, 2014, 3:18 pm
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Schwambart gasps and holds his stomach after being kicked off by
the thief. The stomach, why the stomach? Well, because it
worked, clearly. Sure, he'd taken a hoof to the gut when he'd
met the thief earlier, but that had been more blind flailing and
trying to get up more than an aimed attack. "Fine, fine," he
pants out when the superblob asks him. "Just let me...catch my
breath..."
He stands and leans against a handy nearby wall, taking in as
much breath as he can to try to re-expand his lungs. Not
precisely how it works, he knows, but it seems to help. A
little bit. He straightens a little bit, squinting in the
direction he thinks the unicorn might have gone.
"Probably...deserved it with that pun..." At least he isn't as
soft as he was a couple of years ago. He probably would have
ended up vomiting taking a blow like that with how he'd been
back then. As it stands, his already non-stellar vision is
swimming a little bit. "I'm no...superhero...by the way,
why...potatoes?"
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