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       #Post#: 1963--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Bastion Date: April 1, 2014, 7:35 am
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       Bastion blinked once after the grey maned stallion began
       snapping at them before quickly turning his gaze forward and
       keeping his emotions hidden behind a steely mask. He didn't
       really understand why they were being given this rude treatment,
       but it instantly reminded him of the various drill instructors
       that he'd had to deal with during the course of training. The
       unicorn didn't quite live up to those standards however; this
       was much more tolerable than anything the instructors did. The
       unicorn just seemed like some crotchety old coot whose shaky,
       achy bones were giving him problems than anything else. As such,
       Bastion just treated it like he did any of those times, despite
       the stinging words the unicorn--Gleam, apparently--tried
       throwing their way. Much less mild than things that had been
       said before. Even as Blossom responded to Gleam's questions,
       Bastion remained this way, knowing that if he showed any emotion
       that the pony taking jabs at them would win.
       "Instructor Gleam, sir," Bastion spoke up in an even, almost
       mechanical voice when Blossom finished, gaze still locked
       forward and body still straight and rigid as he stood at
       attention, ignoring the gesture given to stay silent and 'play
       along'. "With how much faith Her Majesty seems to have invested
       in you, you must be very skilled. And given how much you see to
       know of our jobs and its requirements, surely you could show
       Aurora Noctem what you know? We could learn much from somepony
       as experienced in this line of work as you; I have often heard
       that instructing at Her Majesty's School for Gifted Unicorns and
       the going through the rigorous training for becoming a royal
       guard is much of the same," Bastion lied, interested to hear
       what Gleam might say to being called out.
       #Post#: 1965--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Princess Celestia Date: April 1, 2014, 10:09 am
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       "Is that supposed to impress me?" Gleam replied to Blossom as
       she answered him, "You think you're the only ones who have
       graduated at the top even this year alone? There are a lot of
       guards out there who can say the same, and I know of plenty who
       have lost their lives in very embarrassing ways due to their own
       incompetence. Such a thing didn't impress me when those two
       jokers over there tried it and won't work with you either."
       "Aww... It didn't?" Thunder said, though the slight jab from
       Mana to do so quietly worked as the unicorn hoped to just get
       past this ranting as soon as possible so as to focus on why they
       were actually here. Thankfully Gleam seemed to have missed
       Thunder's voice as he just continued on with the other pair of
       guards.
       "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm actually fairly certain there
       are many other tin suits who do those exact same duties as
       you've mentioned, so I fail to see why you're special. The two
       standing outside the doors to this room are defending the
       Princess' life right now but you don't see them standing in here
       for a briefing. There are other guards escorting VIPs here in
       the castle right now, but none of them are being pulled away to
       come see us here. And, honestly, being sent far away from
       Canterlot can be viewed as a punishment just as easily as
       something to be proud of. All in getting here is that the two of
       you decided to give yourselves a cute little nickname to try and
       stand out, and its starting to seem like you might have been
       chosen just because your groups little name might have been at
       the top of some list organized by alphabetical order and was
       briefly glanced at by some assistant on her lunch break." A
       brief glance over his shoulder shot an accusatory look in the
       direction of the mare scribbling away, the pause then causing
       her attention to focus directly onto the old stallion after
       which she only raised an eyebrow and silently assured both that
       she hadn't done such a thing and that she wouldn't be taking any
       unnecessary crap over it.
       Gleam turned back to the guards, the misunderstood gesture from
       Thunder apparently managing to serve its purpose anyway as the
       male of the duo spoke up, though as his voice carried his
       meaning both Mana and Thunder cringed internally. 'Please don't
       get him started...' They both thought at the same time, both
       Thunder and Mana not wanting to spend the next twelve to thirty
       some hours listening to the old pony rattle on and on...
       Gleam just smirked at Bastion's words, whatever damage they may
       have been hoping to inflict seeming to roll off of him with
       little affect. "... You've never heard of the Cortoza, have
       you?" He asked before looking over towards Celestia and
       legitimately asking, "What do they teach this cannon fodder of
       yours these days?" He shook his head and sighed before moving on
       to a request, "Is it at all possible for me to make some last
       second changes here? What about bringing in that... oh what was
       his name... Um... Principe! What about that Principe fellow from
       last month? I could trust that one with this... Maybe..."
       "These two were chosen for a reason," Celestia answered both to
       clarify that the presence of the two ponies he'd been yelling at
       hadn't been determined by the lucky draw of names from a hat and
       to deny his request, "I am confident that they can handle this
       task just fine. Have some faith in the new guard, Gleam, and
       take a breath before you pass out." The Princess advised, her
       using her magic to spread out a map on the table as she had
       decided the old stallion had criticized enough for now and that
       it would do them all some good to move on, the mage grumbling a
       bit but not protesting. "Now then, the job we have for you two
       shouldn't be very complex or difficult on its own, but the
       location will bring some danger on its own. What well need you
       to do is head into the Everfree forest and travel to the old
       castle there." The map displayed was of the forest, Celestia
       assuming that everypony present already had the route memorized
       but wanting the map for another purpose. "We need you to
       retrieve an artifact from the old vaults in its lower levels
       then bring it back here with the utmost subtlety."
       "The item in question should look something like this," Gleam
       chimed in, his own magic being used to pluck one of the scrolls
       off of the table and unroll it for the pair of guards to see. It
       was some kind of jewel, most likely precious and cut into a
       diamond shape, set into a star that was carved out of a material
       that wasn't obvious just from the drawing, colored in as green
       for the gem and a dark purple for the star, the apparently large
       medallion, if the note scribbled under it regarding its size was
       to be believed, had several several arcane symbols etched into
       its points, however each one was also accompanied by a question
       mark that made it obvious that such things Amy not actually be
       present on the real thing. "Though, I've never had the chance to
       actually see it myself to know of any finer details beyond
       that."
       "Nopony has for over a thousand years," Celestia informed as the
       scroll was offered by Gleam to the guards for them to study, the
       old stallion needing to bite down on his tongue to avoid telling
       them not to rip it or something similar, "even my memory is
       fuzzy on it, as back then it didn't spend much time outside of
       the vaults. What I do remember is that, in low light conditions,
       the star should glow a dull purple. If its as dark down there as
       I'm suspecting that might help it to stand out some. On top of
       that the lower levels of the castle can easily double as a maze,
       and while I can provide you with a general floor plan, much of
       the old magic and plenty of the old traps down there are still,
       last we checked, active and can cause any map I gave you to
       become confusing as some hallways may shift or change depending
       on how you proceed through them."
       "Also, the vault is locked," Gleam spoke up again, "though I
       personally am confused as to why that still is. Figured those
       old enchantments would have died by now, and that the whole
       thing would have crumbled after a millennium of zero
       maintenance."
       "We built it to last, Gleam. And, yes, the vault is still
       locked. You two will need to use a specially enchanted shard to
       open it." Another glow of magic and a small box on the table was
       opened, a black and sharp looking stone that appeared to be
       similar to the blade of a knife being carefully removed then
       laid out onto the map that covered most of the table. "You'll
       find the old royal symbol carved into the vault's door," the
       Princess went on to explain, "just beneath it will be a small
       slit big enough for the shard to fit into. Just slip it inside
       and the magic will do the rest. It's single use though, and the
       enchantments aren't indefinite, so you'll only have a small
       amount of time to collect the artifact before the vault door
       shuts behind you. At most you will have two minutes, but given
       how old the magic in the door is, I can't have full faith in it
       holding out that long. This is, at best, an estimate made after
       I crunched the numbers, so you may have a few seconds more or
       less. I advise one of you stay back to watch the door while the
       other collects the star. If the worst does happen and you both
       get trapped inside the vault, don't panic. That's part of the
       reason I wanted Mana and Thunder here to be present." She nods
       towards the other pair of guards, Thunder smiling while Mana
       just gave a nod of his own to Blossom and Bastion.
       "And before you ask, no, you can't have more than one shard to
       take with you," Gleam again, this time speaking as if he knew
       such a question was on its way already, "not only is there no
       slot to use on the inside of the door for you to stick it in,
       but the materials used in creating them are extremely finite,
       and the magic very difficult to weave. They're for unlocking
       what was the most secure vault of its time after all. Pending
       collapse not withstanding." Honestly believing that such an
       event was doomed to happen soon, Gleam glanced over at the
       Princess, eyes sending what wa apparently a silent plea that
       went ignored by the royal pony. "Time also presses us to want to
       get this done sooner rather than later."
       "Mana, Thunder," Celestia addressed with a gesture for them to
       come closer to the table, "there is something you can help them
       with when it comes to the Everfree, yes?"
       Thunder hummed as he approached the table, whatever she was
       talking about slipping his kind for the immediate moment while
       Mana only gave another nod and recognized immediately what she
       meant. "We've set up a number of emergency supply caches in the
       Everfree," he told the second pair of guards, Thunder then
       giving an 'ooooh' as he remembered the week he and his partner
       spent burying stuff.
       "Right, in case the creepy crawlies get you or you eat the wrong
       kinds of berries."
       "Dry rations, clean water, small medical kits, maps and
       compasses in case you get lost and lose yours."
       "Basically whatever you would need should things suddenly get
       unpleasant."
       "Just to be safe," Celestia chimed in, "I doubt any of these
       will be needed as this shouldn't take you very long, but you
       should at least commit a few of these stashed to memory. Mana,
       if you would please show them?"
       "Yes, Princess." The unicorn agreed, him taking up a pen on the
       table and proceeding to circle locations on the map where the
       other guards could find what they needed should they need it.
       "Oh! Don't forget this one!" Thunder reminded his partner, the
       pegasus tapping the Mao with a hoof and earning a rolling of
       Mana's eyes because of it.
       "Thunder, I can't possibly imagine a time when somepony would
       need juice, cookies and a few comic books while out in the
       field."
       "Everypony could use juice, cookies and comic books out in the
       field."
       "Do you have any questions so far?" Celestia asked Blossom and
       Bastion as the other two guards went about marking the map for
       them.
       #Post#: 1982--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Blossom Gale Date: April 2, 2014, 2:29 pm
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       Blossom didn't even flinch at Gleam's verbal lashing, not once.
       She knew that no matter what he said, the things that Blossom
       listed were in fact achievements to their own right. If she had
       time and both rank and order didn't matter, she would give him
       her own two cents about things, but at this point, that would
       only make them look bad. Self-control among all things was
       something to keep in the presence of superiors, especially one
       as important as the princess. Perhaps he was simply trying to
       provoke an outburst from one of them to make them lose control
       just like that. She smirked to herself as she looked at him,
       knowing that if there was one thing that could piss off an angry
       pony without necessarily getting into trouble, it would be to
       simply smile as though you didn't care, which was exactly how
       Blossom thought. She did not care for this instructor.
       In the end, it ended up making her feel better as the princess
       stood up for them in the end, reassuring, despite the old
       unicorn's chastisements, that the two of them were specifically
       chosen for this task. With her sense of pride once more renewed,
       she walked over to the table where Princess Celestia had spread
       a map, taking a good long look to familiarize herself with it.
       It was indeed a map to the old castle from ages ago, and it was
       a place that Blossom had never personally been, but the way too
       it and the lessons on its history had still stuck with her all
       this time, so the assumption that they would have already known
       the way would have been correct. But just what could have been
       so important to go back to retrieve, but not important enough to
       take at first?
       Then the instructor pony unfurled a drawing of what looked like
       some sort of medallion, as well as taking mental not of all the
       details that were given with it. Glowing slightly in the dark
       would most definitely be a key factor in finding it, but the
       circumstances surrounding the vault and the length of time that
       it would remain open were very concerning. She set herself to
       taking a map for herself, copying down the route that they would
       be taking, making sure to make note of all the stashes that
       would be along in the Everfree, staying quiet while letting
       Bastion handle the questions involving the castle itself should
       he have any. After she finished copying everything, even
       Thunder's specific location for some reason, she turned to Mana
       and asked, "How did you mark these stashes and how easy are they
       to access?"
       #Post#: 2000--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Bastion Date: April 4, 2014, 7:06 am
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       As Gleam tried insulting Aurora Noctem by saying it was nothing
       more than an attempt to stand out, Bastion couldn't help but let
       a little grin of pride show on his lips as he continued to stare
       forward. Little did he know he'd pretty much hit the nail on the
       head. That was the entire reason Bastion had suggested they
       create a team name. To be part of something truly special. To be
       part of something that he'd eventually hoped to turn into
       something so much more alongside Blossom. Though, as Gleam went
       on to answer Bastion, he grew confused at what the seemingly
       senile stallion meant, his confusion being locked away. He'd
       never heard anything at all about any 'Cortoza'. If they were
       anything important, his instructors surely would've deemed it
       necessary to teach them about it... Right?
       Simply brushing that off after that conclusion, Bastion looked
       to Celestia before a small, proud smile shone for a moment or
       two before he followed Blossom forward to inspect the map, many
       of the same lessons Blossom was likely thinking of running
       through Bastion's head as well. He listened with ears perked as
       their mission was detailed out for them, his eyes also searching
       the places marked on the map. The whole 'short amount of time to
       find the objective' was somewhat disconcerting, but they had
       their orders. Get in and get out. As Blossom copied the map,
       Bastion looked up and looked between both Celestia and Gleam as
       he spoke. "Yes, Your Majesty. The artifact; is there any chance
       of either of us activating it on accident? Given that it's in
       this vault, I can only presume it's something powerful. And is
       that the only thing you wish us to retrieve? If we're already
       there, and the materials for these keys are finite and difficult
       to make, could we not gather other things as well to be more
       efficient?"
       #Post#: 2005--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Princess Celestia Date: April 4, 2014, 11:54 am
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       "It depends," Mana replied with a flick of his eyes up at
       Blossom before turning them back to the map to finish marking
       it, "we tried to stick with a maximum of three different styles
       when hiding them. They're either hidden inside a hollowed out
       tree trunk," he went continued to explain, tapping the map as he
       went to point out examples of each that he could remember,
       "buried at the base of a tree and covered with a small pile of
       stones, or tied onto a tree branch. Each location has the royal
       seal burned into the nearest tree's wood, not the tree or stump
       its actually found inside, on or under, and all of them have
       their own minor enchantments set into place for different
       effects. The hollow stumps don't sound hollow when you knock on
       them, the piles of stones are 'glued' both together and in place
       so they remain where we need them and can be recognized while
       the caches in the branches are semi transparent and give off no
       scent so as to blend in. The royal seals are also protected from
       being scratched or otherwise destroyed by the local wildlife, so
       as long as you go to these specific locations and look around
       you should be able to find them without much difficulty. They're
       relatively easy to spot when you know to keep an eye out for
       them."
       "I don't believe there's much of a chance of you accidentally
       activating the artifact," Celestia answered Bastion, "it
       requires a certain careful approach to how its handled to
       properly function, so you both should be safe from it doing
       anything on its own."
       "Not that its really even dangerous on its own if handled
       correctly and for the right reasons anyway," Gleam added, "even
       if it does activate itself I doubt you two would even notice."
       His ears perked up a little when he heard Bastion mention
       bringing more than just this one item back from the old castle,
       this being something he himself had brought up with the princess
       previously. "I think this one actually went and accidentally
       showed some small trace of wisdom, Princess. The vault is old
       with the magic meant to ensure its security becoming
       increasingly outdated and out performed with every passing year.
       I have more confidence in my medicine cabinet keeping things
       secure than that crumbling problem waiting to happen. Why not
       bring a few of the smaller things back at least? Like that...
       Um... What was it called..."
       "We built it to last, Gleam," Celestia repeated herself, "the
       contents of the vault will be moved, but they will be moved when
       the time is right. I can't deny that it would be safer keeping
       them here, but moving such items needs to be done carefully and
       only when we are sure its safe to do so. Putting all of our eggs
       into one basket because we want everything here now could spawn
       countless problems and threats should the worst come about and
       something happened to Blossom and Bastion on their way back. No,
       for now, the vault will hold. Just as it has for a millennium."
       "... And ignore the smiley face underneath one of the royal
       seals," Mana mentioned to Blossom, "that would mean you found
       Thunder's 'special' stash."
       "Hey, that just means they'd get extra out of it! You should
       keep an eye out for it! You'd get what the others have and
       more!"
       "The juice is probably sour by now, Thunder."
       "Pfft. I'd still drink it." This, along with every other
       important, nay, nearly vital piece of information being shared
       among the pokies in the room was, of course, recorded by the
       mare taking notes.
       "If you say so, Princess..." Gleam muttered, the old stallion
       not agreeing but not exactly about to argue with Celestia either
       since it was clear shed made up her mind on the matter.
       "Now, is there anything else I can help you with?" Celestia
       asked Bastion and Blossom as Mana finished his marking of the
       map and kneed Thunder when the pegasus almost asked him if it
       would be a good idea to visit all of the supply caches again
       soon to add certain small crumbly baked goods to them for the
       sake of restoring moral to anypony who used them, "If not, then
       I'd like to ask that you all wait outside for a few minutes
       while I discuss a few things with Mana and Thunder."
       Thunder, suddenly paranoid he had indeed caused trouble because
       of his stop on the way here for his tasty and hot beverage,
       raised a slightly concerned eyebrow at the mare who hadn't
       spoken yet, her returning the look with a small smile and and
       equally small wave of her hoof to dismiss his concerns.
       #Post#: 2064--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Blossom Gale Date: April 6, 2014, 11:48 pm
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       Blossom kept a mental note in her head all of the different
       things that Mana told her, including all of the different ways
       that he had hidden the stores of supplies in the Everfree. There
       was quite a variety to the methods that the supplies were
       hidden, as well as a variance to the ways that they were to be
       found. Perhaps Mana and Thunder weren't as bad of a team as she
       originally thought. Mana was clearly a little more serious about
       his job than Thunder was... or perhaps more competent but she
       wasn't one to judge, and since she hadn't seen them fight
       together before, she was certain that there was some sort of
       synergy that they had with each other despite the childishly
       goofy nature of Thunder. Still, the different ways that he
       showed that nature still gave Blossom pause, as she stopped her
       copying for a brief second to look up at Mana with a 'you can't
       be serious' look when he mentioned the emblems with the smiley
       faces under them. Whatever, at least she knew which stockpiles
       would be more useful than the others now.
       With that out of the way, she rolled up her map and then looked
       at Bastion as the Princess asked if they had anything else that
       they needed to ask about their mission, making sure that he
       wasn't about to say anything, and if he did ask anything, making
       sure to let him say it before she said, "No, your highness, we
       have no further questions. We shall await your arrival." After
       saying that, she turned around with Bastion and exited the room,
       making sure to close the door behind the two of them before
       standing off to the side with Bastion, staying quiet for a few
       seconds before whispering, "Tell me that you are not the only
       one who is excited for this, s'il vous plait. We finally have an
       important mission given by the princess herself! Oh, mon pére
       would be so proud... So what do you think this amulet does? I've
       never seen nor heard anything of it before."
       #Post#: 2066--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Bastion Date: April 7, 2014, 8:51 am
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       Bastion shook his head slightly after Gleam said Bastion might
       have 'accidentally' shown wisdom. Crotchety old coot indeed. He
       wondered momentarily if the stallion had forgotten to take his
       medicine that day, before perking his ears up and turning his
       attention to Celestia when she responded. Being the obedient
       soldier he was, Bastion deferred to her wisdom and bowed his
       head in acknowledgement, before shaking his head after he was
       asked if there was anything else. This was then followed by him
       exiting the  room alongside Blossom, an excited grin having been
       unable to be kept from his face. He glanced over to Blossom as
       she spoke before snickering at her words, unsure if she meant to
       mess them up as she did. "I dunno, Salmon," he whispered back,
       glancing around the immediate area for a moment to make sure
       there were no prying ears before continuing.
       "It could literally be anything. A magical focus, a key to
       something else, an object for scrying, something imbued with
       some kind of spell, a power source... I mean, it's an object
       from the old castle. The possibilities are really endless. Who
       knows what sort of treasures are in that vault? Secrets long
       buried? We'll be the first in years to see it. We'll be
       unearthing history. It's just a shame we'll only be retrieving
       the one item... But, orders are orders," he said with a shrug
       before playfully smirking to her. "As for whether I'm the only
       one excited for this... That's a good question. Are you excited
       for this?"
       #Post#: 2133--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Princess Celestia Date: April 10, 2014, 11:07 am
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       "Simply picking up a few extra rings would surely fail to grab
       any notice," Gleam grumbled a bit, he too having been asked to
       grant the Princess and her guards privacy and leaving the room,
       "a scroll, some gems, maybe a small weapon or two. Would rather
       we risked it than lose everything when a tremor brings what's
       left of that castle down..." Passing by the other two ponies
       outside the room without so much as a glance, the stallion
       continued on with a few more grumbles before vanishing with a
       pop as he decided to teleport elsewhere in the castle. Meanwhile
       the only other pony to leave the room was the mare with her
       notebook, her stepping out and exchanging a few words with one
       of the door guards before trotting off to the side and sitting
       down, the mare then flipping through her notes to review the
       recorded conversation and extra information gathered.
       #Post#: 2154--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Blossom Gale Date: April 11, 2014, 6:07 pm
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       Blossom smiled at Bastion, "You have no idea how excited I am
       for this Bastille. We are finally doing something other than
       guarding a door for hours on end, something that the princess
       specifically chose us to do, and..." she trailed off as she saw
       the door starting to open again, instinctively snapping back to
       attention. Was the princess already coming out to see them so
       soon? Nope, it was just Instructor Gleam, muttering to himself
       about how the two of them were not asked to get anything else
       from this vault. He didn't even glance their way as he left the
       room, which didn't bother Blossom at all. He was just being
       salty. The only other mare to come from the room was the mare
       who kept track of everything that was said during these little
       meetings, and seemed to follow Celestia wherever she went.
       After watching her go and sit down nearby, Blossom then turned
       to Bastion again and said, "Only a few seconds to get in the
       vault and get back out though... that could be pretty hard to do
       for even one amulet. It is probably for the better that we are
       only being sent to find one thing. I don't want to think about
       what it would be like to be trapped in there, with nothing but
       your own humiliation to keep you company while you wait to be
       rescued, hoping that you don't starve to death, or worse." After
       saying that, Blossom looked back at the mare looking over her
       notepad before deciding to walk over and ask, "Puis-je vous
       demander, mademoiselle, why is the Princess suddenly so
       interested in going back to the old castle to get this amulet,
       and even then, why only just the amulet?"
       #Post#: 2181--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Float Like a Parasprite, Sting Like a Manticore
       By: Bastion Date: April 15, 2014, 6:21 am
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       Bastion smirked playfully to Blossom when she mentioned being
       excited about doing something other than door guarding, the
       large unicorn knowing exactly how she felt. They'd finally be
       doing something that was something other than just standing
       around. His gaze moved over to the door briefly to see who was
       leaving, only to roll his eyes slightly when he saw it was
       Gleam. Nothing too important. The mare who had been keeping
       track of everything coming out of the room was a surprise to
       him, though. He'd have thought she'd still be needed in there...
       
       Bastion perked his ears and glanced over to Blossom as she began
       expression her worries over the possibilities of what could
       happen while they were retrieving the amulet, a slight shrug
       offered to her in response. That was just part of the job,
       wasn't it? And there wouldn't be much humiliation to it, not if
       it was a very real possibility that the door wouldn't stay open
       for very long... Bastion couldn't really voice any of these
       thoughts though, as Blossom directed her attention to the nearby
       mare. Shrugging it off with a slight rise of his shoulders,
       Bastion also looked over to the mare, then after Blossom was
       finished, piped up with his own question of, "And might I ask
       why you've been sent out here? I would have thought you'd still
       be needed inside..."
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