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Fisher woman and her Pet Fish?
DIR By: Road2HardCoreIron
Date: November 29, 2022, 9:11 am
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Pet Fish
A woman is walking on a beach in Texas carrying two Redfish in a
bucket. A game warden walks up and asks to see her fishing
license.
“I don’t have a fishing license,” says the woman.
“You know it’s illegal to fish without a license, right?” asks
the warden.
“I wasn’t fishing, officer. These Redfish are my pets.”
“Your pets?”
“Yes, officer. They like a little exercise, so when the
weather’s fine, I take them to the water and let them swim
around. Once they’re done, I give them a whistle and they jump
back into my bucket and we head home.”
The officer isn’t buying a word of it, so the woman says, “Don’t
believe me? Watch!” and she throws the fish into the sea.
The warden waits for a minute then says, “Alright, now whistle
to your fish and make them jump out of the water.”
The fisherwoman turns to the officer and says, “What fish?”
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Re: Fisher woman and her Pet Fish?
DIR By: jipped genes
Date: December 2, 2022, 6:47 am
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Now that one is a good one!
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