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       Joke of the Moment
   DIR By: Road2HardCoreIron
       Date: November 27, 2022, 4:45 pm
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       A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of
       Viagra.
       The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.
       “Why not?” asked the man.
       “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor.
       “But I need it really bad,” said the man.
       “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor.
       The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my
       ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on
       Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”
       The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you,
       but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check
       you to see if there are any side effects.”
       On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
       The doctor asked, “What happened to you?”
       The man said, “No one showed up.”
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       Re: Joke of the Moment
   DIR By: Road2HardCoreIron
       Date: November 28, 2022, 2:33 am
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       A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself
       out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy
       neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and
       asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
       "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
       The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
       The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials
       that she might need were in the garage.
       The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and
       said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all
       the way around the house?"
       The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
       A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
       money.
       "You're finished already?" he asked.
       "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I
       gave it two coats."
       Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
       "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a
       Ferrari."
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       Re: Joke of the Moment
   DIR By: IronSoul
       Date: November 30, 2022, 6:57 pm
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       Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
       Because she didn’t wear her seatbelt…
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       Re: Joke of the Moment
   DIR By: guest21
       Date: December 2, 2022, 9:38 am
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       Good one LOL
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