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Not- suggestion,complaint or comment!!
By: Helen Date: March 18, 2015, 5:37 pm
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
are the others here for?
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we
know the batteries are getting weak?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion
stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you
there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?
Why didn't Tarzan have a beard? ( good question!)
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a revolver at him?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people run over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?
REMEMBER, A day without a
smile is like a day without sunshine!
And.......... a day without sunshine is like.....ummm
......night!!!!
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Re: Not- suggestion,complaint or comment!!
By: A nonny mouse Date: March 19, 2015, 12:47 am
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I really enjoyed that reminder of what lurks in the subconscious
of the human mind.
And not 'text proofed' by a single 'scripture'.....wowserville!
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Re: Not- suggestion,complaint or comment!!
By: James Date: March 19, 2015, 10:18 am
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What about " a merry heart doeth good like a medicine".
Don't you just love 'the word'.
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