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Re: Humor
By: bradley Date: January 14, 2016, 8:52 am
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I saw one on facebook that was right up my alley....
Last night on dancing with the Tsars....
Peter and Catherine were Great, but Ivan was Terrible.
;D
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Re: Humor
By: Piper Date: January 14, 2016, 11:04 am
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[font=trebuchet ms]My dad would be at the wheel, and he'd tell
us, "See that cemetary over there? It's a really great place."
He'd pause, letting us make faces at each other, wondering what
he was talking about. Then he'd add, "Yeah, I hear people are
dying to get in there." :P
I liked Rodney Dangerfield's self-deprecation joke: "I was so
ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother." ;D
I still like the one (though you've likely heard it), where the
itinerant mouse knocks on the door of another mouse, and when
the door is opened, asks, "Have you heard about cheeses?"
Or, here's a cute oldie: Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine! :D
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Re: Humor
By: Piper Date: January 14, 2016, 11:10 am
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[font=trebuchet ms]0 gosh! I found this one online, Brad. You
can add it to your arsenal 8) :
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs! :o[/font]
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Re: Humor
By: bradley Date: January 14, 2016, 5:00 pm
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Some really great ones! Thanks for the grins! You know,
where I grew up at, there was a graveyard adjacent to the grade
school (grades 1-6) where I went to, and I lived only about 200
feet away from that school, and due to the size of the yard
surrounding the school, it was a great place for games, like
hide and seek. I often would hide in the graveyard, because no
one would go there but me in the dark and sometimes even in the
day. Graveyards just never scared me despite the tales. But
I eventually gave up on that perfect spot, its really not any
fun to always be last due to my advantage.
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Re: Humor
By: Piper Date: January 16, 2016, 12:25 pm
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Here's another cute one for ya, Brad:
What happens when Frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away. :D
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Re: Humor
By: Piper Date: January 16, 2016, 12:29 pm
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One more:
My dad once worked as a road-worker, and I never wanted to
believe the rumors that he was stealing from his job. But, when
I got home all the signs were there. :-\
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Re: Humor
By: bradley Date: January 16, 2016, 5:50 pm
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Thanks for the chuckle Nancy, they are indeed the kind I love.
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Re: Humor
By: Piper Date: January 16, 2016, 10:21 pm
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I love this one ;D ;D ;D:
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it
sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every
morning.
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Re: Humor
By: bradley Date: January 16, 2016, 11:06 pm
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Good one! And if you happen to be Tarzan, it would be the
jungle Jim. ;)
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