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Mousy avatars and usernames.
By: A nonny mouse Date: December 4, 2014, 3:28 am
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Interesting that in the Bible the 'mouse' is only mentioned
twice in Leviticus and 'mice' are only mentioned when coupled
with 'omerods' in 1 Samuel 6.
Us 'mice' seem to not be too highly regarded!
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Re: Mousy avatars and usernames.
By: Kerry Date: December 4, 2014, 6:12 am
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In the story about the mice and hemorrhoids, mice play an
important role in getting the Ark back to Israel. The Jewish
tradition says this was more than mere hemorrhoids. It was a
condition that afflicted the rectum so that people couldn't
close them, probably what we'd call a rectal prolapse today.
At night mice would go inside them and chew them, disemboweling
them, and then leave.
Oh, great news. A new Danger Mouse show is coming out. They're
getting someone named Alexander Armstrong to do my voice. I
don't know why they didn't ask me. You'll also get to see my
new high-tech i-patch that replaced the eye patch.
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Re: Mousy avatars and usernames.
By: A nonny mouse Date: December 4, 2014, 6:39 am
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[quote author=Danger Mouse link=topic=24.msg192#msg192
date=1417695173]
In the story about the mice and hemorrhoids, mice play an
important role in getting the Ark back to Israel. The Jewish
tradition says this was more than mere hemorrhoids. It was a
condition that afflicted the rectum so that people couldn't
close them, probably what we'd call a rectal prolapse today.
At night mice would go inside them and chew them, disemboweling
them, and then leave.
Oh, great news. A new Danger Mouse show is coming out. They're
getting someone named Alexander Armstrong to do my voice. I
don't know why they didn't ask me. You'll also get to see my
new high-tech i-patch that replaced the eye patch.
[/quote]
Glad to hear that us mice have such a savory role to play. ;)
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Re: Mousy avatars and usernames.
By: Kerry Date: December 4, 2014, 8:47 am
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Psalm 119:141 I am small and despised: yet do not I forget thy
precepts..
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