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Cats Weigh In
By: Kerry Date: May 2, 2015, 12:32 pm
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Mohini: I asked Missy and Mazel Tov and they didn't know.
Why do boys have to register for the draft and not girls?
That doesn't sound fair to me.
I heard if boys don't register, they can't get a driver's
license and college loans but what if a boy got a sex change and
became a girl? What if he-she said he-she hadn't had the
operation yet but felt like a girl? What about a driver's
license and college loans then?
Oh and something else. Is it two thirds singular or plural? I
heard this human say two thirds are but two thirds is less than
one so how can it be are? Should I say, "All the pie is gone,"
but "two thirds of the pie are gone"?
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Re: Cats Weigh In
By: Kerry Date: May 4, 2015, 9:47 pm
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Mazel Tov here, but Missy and Mohini are here too. I'll write
what they say if they want to say anything.
Me: What's with Bruce Jenner? Okay, so he's famous, but why
are people interested in this sex change thing now?
Missy: Don't start in with that, Mazel. It's so tiresome.
People are confused creatures, that's for sure; but there's no
need to beat Jenner up over it.
Mohini: Yes, I feel sorry for him. He can't help it.
Me: What do you mean he can't help it?
Mohini: He feels like a woman and wants to be a woman. He
can't help it.
Me: I'd steal his nail polish! That would help him.
Missy: This is too much. You shouldn't beat up on humans like
that, Mazel. You shouldn't take cheap shots.
Me: Look, I could say I feel like a human. I'm a human
trapped in a cat's body. Would people tell me to go get an
operation to become a human? Facts are facts. Why pretend to
something you aren't or fantasize you're out of reality and are
really something else?
Mohini: It can be painful if people get the surgery. You
should have sympathy.
Mazel: No, it would be better to straighten out your head and
accept facts as facts instead of having doctors cut your body up
trying to make you into something else. Then again, maybe we
should feel sorry. If he hadn't had that football injury, maybe
football would have made a man out of him.
Mohini: That's cruel.
Mazel: Some coach said football can make a man out of you.
Don't blame me, I didn't say it. See what happened here?
Jenner didn't get enough football and grew up to be a woman.
Missy: Enough already! Move on please. Mohini, cut off the
internet if she doesn't stop.
Mohini: Must I? Why give me orders all the time?
Missy: Push the button on the modem, Mo.
Mazel Tov: You don't have to listen to her, Mohini.
Missy: She'd better. I have claws and you don't.
Mazel Tov: So it comes down to that again!
Missy: You don't have claws either, Mo. Press the button, now
Mo.
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