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JOKES
By: IrisMarquez Date: August 20, 2012, 3:24 pm
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An Italian, French and a Salvadorean went for a job interview.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and
yellow..
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the
yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope
it will be a pink day.."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink
panter on TV..
Last was the Salvadorean, : "I wake up in the morning, I hear
the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say
"Yellow"
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Re: JOKES
By: Elder Hafen Date: August 20, 2012, 3:30 pm
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Hahaha, that was a good one, Iris!
I used to think that I knew a lot of jokes, but you always have
new ones that I haven't heard before!
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Re: JOKES
By: Krajina1389 Date: August 21, 2012, 12:55 pm
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A man was in a mountainous region hungry and thirsty. He ran
into a Cannibalist Restaurant. He walked in, looked at the menu,
and ordered a human brain. After consuming it, he found it very
delicious and ordered a second. They it's 10 pounds (as in
money). The said but the first one was 17 pounds. The waiter
told him the first one belonged to a fool who never used his
brain, so the brain was new. It was 17 pounds. The second one
was of a very wise man, who used his brain, so this brain is
used and costs 7 pounds less.
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Re: JOKES
By: IrisMarquez Date: August 21, 2012, 1:16 pm
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wow :o ........ How much cost my brain???? ;)
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Re: JOKES
By: Krajina1389 Date: August 21, 2012, 1:21 pm
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You are smart Iris, so probably very little haha
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Re: JOKES
By: IrisMarquez Date: August 21, 2012, 1:26 pm
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Hahaha "very little" ? ? ? Thanks ! ! ! ;D
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Re: JOKES
By: Krajina1389 Date: August 21, 2012, 1:30 pm
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Sí, este es un gran respeto por usted, Iris que su cerebro tiene
valor cero. Las personas inteligentes han usado sus cerebros y
se utiliza mucho. Los necios tienen cerebros valiosos ya que
nunca lo usaban.
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Re: JOKES
By: IrisMarquez Date: August 21, 2012, 1:34 pm
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I know Edy, and I really appreciate that you say that I'm
smart, You are smart, too. :)
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Re: JOKES
By: Krajina1389 Date: August 21, 2012, 1:41 pm
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Thank you so much, Iris.
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Re: JOKES
By: buckeye4life Date: April 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
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Why was six afraid of seven?............... Because 7, 8, 9
(seven ate nine)
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