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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: Spotteh Date: June 4, 2013, 3:32 pm
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Sure! .... I have no idea how to start.
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: puddincat Date: June 4, 2013, 3:46 pm
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I got one. Okay I'm gonna RP in a different style than I usually
do... I wanna try new things!
A little girl stands in her bedroom. It is a rather small room,
and it's painted a light blue. Its walls are covered in awards,
posters, and drawings, and the floor is scattered with
miscellaneous toys and items fit for a four or five year old.
What is this little girl's name?
Her name is Grace.
Grace grabs a bag of chips and starts to eat them. Something
catches her eyes and she screams in terror, running out of the
room. There is some quiet laughter in the background. Now who
would be laughing at a child's fear? Surely it's not that funny?
Let's observe the other girl in the blue bedroom.
Your name is Hope. You are the other occupant of the room.
You do not like your little sister. She is annoying and stupid.
You want everyone in your family to leave you alone; they are
all annoying and stupid.
You get off of your bed and walk over to the object Grace found
so terrifying. It is Bad Parrot.
Bad Parrot was a gift from your grandmother a few Christmases
ago. It was a plastic bird head who made a realistic bird sound
and whose eyes lit up red whenever someone walked past it. After
reckless treatment from your brother, however, only one eye lit
up red, and its sound resembles that of something dying. It is a
great Grace-repellent.
You smile ad hangs the bird head back on the wall where it
belongs, and proceed to walk out of the room to get some food.
You utters her own small cry of terror as Bad Parrot lets out
its eerie moan. You just can't help it; that sh*t is scary!
You go downstairs to the kitchen and try to avoid your mother.
It looks like she's on one of her angry rampages again. You
quickly grab a handful of Goldfish crackers and head back up to
your room to dine.
Your phone is making a duck noise. Someone on Pesterchum wants
to talk to you. You pause for a moment to admire the beautiful
quacks, then answer your friend...
Wait, that's not your friend! It's one of those weirdos. They
seem to be trying to convince you they're aliens. Who would
believe that? Not you.
Those b*tches can wait. You wanted to check out this dumb game
you saw as an ad earlier. It's called SBURB, and apparently it
causes the end of the world. You don't believe that either.
Advertising these days sure is lame.
You decide it's about time to answer that idiot...
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: Spotteh Date: June 4, 2013, 4:20 pm
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Go for it.
You are now one of those weirdos. What is your name weirdo? Your
name is Sekhet Ubasti. You enjoy playing your SISTRUM and
helping others. But now is not the time for that. You have been
trying to talk with a HUMAN CHILD for a while now and she is
BLATENTLY IGNORING YOU. You're beginning to get annoyed.
-- charitableGrimalkin [CG] began trolling (whatever her chum
handle is) --
CG: Y°ung human child!
CG: We wish to speak with y°u!
CG: H°pe!
CG: Please answer us!
CG: H°PE!
CG: Y°u're beginning t° ann°y us!!
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: puddincat Date: June 4, 2013, 4:31 pm
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(petitePenguin o3o If you couldn't tell, birds are her thing.)
This one doesn't seem that mean. Yet. You decide to respond.
[color=cyan]PP: I'm beginning to annoy YOU?
PP: Why can't you guys just leave me alone?
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: Spotteh Date: June 4, 2013, 4:39 pm
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(k. Is this set up like in Homestuck? The trolls are in space
waiting for the kids to enter their session? Also, is you're
troll the 'leader' of this bunch of trolls?)
CG: Well We °urselves find y°u humans enj°yable.
CG: The °thers speak with y°u f°r a different reas°n
CG: We d°n't think they are very g°°d at it th°ugh
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: puddincat Date: June 4, 2013, 4:50 pm
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(Yeah. And she won't want to be, but soon she'll figure they
need a leader and she'll take charge)
[color=cyan]PP: I don't get it....
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: Spotteh Date: June 4, 2013, 4:52 pm
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[color=indigo]CG: That's °k!
CG: H°w are y°u?
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: puddincat Date: June 4, 2013, 4:59 pm
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[color=cyan]PP: I'm good, I guess...
PP: Who are you anyway?
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: Spotteh Date: June 4, 2013, 5:01 pm
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CG: °ur name is Sekhet Ubasti
CG: And we are a tr°ll
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Re: A silly little girl discovers SBURB...
By: puddincat Date: June 4, 2013, 7:18 pm
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[color=cyan]PP: What the heck? How can 'we' be one troll?
PP: I mean person. I'm not falling for your dumb fake troll act.
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