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fun embarrassing stories from rae bc i laugh at them now
By: Raven` Date: July 21, 2015, 9:45 pm
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---when i was younger, i was hella picky. i didn't like most
food, and practically lived off of junk (which is surprising
considering that i was "healthy" when i was younger too.)
anyways, i slept over a "friends" house one day (quotations bc i
realized i was only invited bc one of the other girls thought
the host should haha) and the following morning, the five of us
and the girl's family sat around the table for pancakes, bacon,
and eggs. i panicked, sat down, and was served a plate. i didn't
know what to do. i didn't like this stuff. so when one of the
parents asked, "malenya, why aren't you eating?" the first thing
to come out of my mouth was "oh its against my religion to eat
on sunday mornings"
i think about this every time i sleep over someone's house and
not like the food they serve and i feel bad for that family who
thought that they were making me feel uncomfortable bc it was
against my pseudo religion. i am sorry, mrs and mr whatever your
last names were. forgive me pls
EVEN SO I STILL FIND THIS FUNNy
---so we all know that im shy when it comes to not being around
friends, right? well, this shyness or whatever you wanna call it
also comes into play when im in school. more so, when i have to
present. long story short, i hated language arts most of my life
because of presentations. i will now give stories of some
presentations that i laugh at nowadays
-i once gave a presentation in eighth grade and i was so nervous
that i started to shake and laugh nervously. i continued on,
kept presenting, and it got to the point where i was trying to
hard to act casual, and i let "sh[font=verdana]i[/font]t" slip
out of my mouth. i noticed right away and trooped on, finishing
up my presentation. i ended up with a -10 points for swearing.
-also in eighth grade, my teacher decided to try a new method
for presenting. she wrote names on sticks, and chose them
slowly. lucky me, i got to go first. great, right? well, i put
together my presentation and went up to the stand. i waited for
everyone to be quiet, telling myself "you'll do fine, malenya.
you'll be great." and i started reading the cards i created. i
shook, my voice quivered. i made the mistake and looked up at
the crowd for once, and the fact that everyone was staring me
dead in the eye scared me. and i, a fourteen year old, broke
down in the middle of my presentation. no one said anything as i
stopped dead and tears dripped down my face. i was there for
about ten minutes, no joke, before i just picked up my stuff and
left the room. i went to the bubbler, took a drink, and sat
beside my classroom door to calm my nerves. when i walked in
again, i avoided everyone's eyes and walked back to the stand,
as the teacher gave me a smile and pushed me along. i quickly
finished my presentation and earned a long ass round of
applause. the neighboring teachers walked in and had to ask my
class to settle down.
long story short, that was one of the best and worst days in my
life. also, i wasn't allowed to present first ever again. whoop.
-i made a game board based on suicide and rocked that shit. my
teacher was not entirely happy with it. who cares. i loved the
faces of my fellow classmates when i said "my book report is
based on 13 reasons why, which is about a girl who commits
suicide"
-once my language art essentials (2nd la class that sucked
ballsack) teacher assigned us to write a story based on a song
we liked. i chose the first song to pop up in my ipod, and it
was some song with hella swears. i didn't pay attention and
started writing the story. half way through, the teacher told us
to read out loud what we had to far. she went around the room,
and when she got to me, i smugly said "i'm sorry, miss, but i
realized to late that my song is far too inappropriate for
school." and she just told me to make up for it as homework. so.
in a sense. i didn't have to present. boom.
-----------------is it weird that i hate talking to new people
alone, presenting alone, but when im sassing a teacher or an
adult in general its like "WOOO WHERED THAT COME FROM"
-one of my projects in the same class as above was based around
our names. we had to figure out why we were named it, and draw a
picture based on it. my name is malenya. i was named after the
millennium. you can't really draw a time length. so when my
teacher asked why i didn't have anything on my paper, i gave her
a reason, and she suggested y2k. i just wrote that on my piece
of paper and when it was my turn to present, i had to explain
what y2k was to the class and hell i didn't know so i just
shrugged. i am very proud of the d i got on that assignment and
no one can tell me otherwise.
-although i am becoming closer and closer to a fluent spanish
speaker, i still have issues with some words. aka my
presentations are horrid and no one should endure them.
-on the other hand, my final for that class went swimmingly. p
sure i surprised the teacher.
---ugh what are some other embarrassing times ive had uh
---oh there's the fact that my boyfriend asked me out at my bday
party but i was so nervous and scared bc of the dances i would
have to do later & i didnt realize huehue
---i dont think i have anything else uh
---hope i made you smile with one of these
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Re: fun embarrassing stories from rae bc i laugh at them now
By: Raven` Date: July 21, 2015, 9:57 pm
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oh here's one
i just went to brush my hair and there was a beetle in the sink
& i freaked out cuz it looked like a baby cockroach & brought my
mom over and she laughed and said it was just a beetle guys im
not getting any sleep tonight after that
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Re: fun embarrassing stories from rae bc i laugh at them now
By: black rose Date: July 21, 2015, 11:39 pm
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oh wow x3
i don't think anything like this has happened to me before
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