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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 3, 2024, 1:23 am
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 3, 2024, 1:32 am
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Very good, Vince
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 3, 2024, 3:37 am
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Yes, and quite true.
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 9, 2024, 7:59 am
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As you get older you need to embrace certain things
1 Elasticated trousers. Pure comfort round the mid section
2 A comfy chair. No matter where you are if you find a comfy
looking seat plonk your arse down and rest.
3 Farting. As you get older if you fart it's more acceptable
whether you are a man or a woman.
4 Talking to yourself. Never tire of telling yourself funny
stories to make yourself laugh others will laugh with you.
5. Always accept a free cup of tea or coffee. Never turn it down
if offered.
6. Always add an odd addition to your dress attire. This will be
an icebreaker IE wear a small lettuce or piece of broccoli on
your shirt or blouse
7. Never pass a toilet without using it, you don't know when you
will get another opportunity.
8. Ask people to get up from a seat on a train or bus even if
you are only going one stop. It will give you a warm feeling.
9. Go for a rush hour drive in your car. Deliberately drive slow
and cause chaos on the roads
10. Have fun. Whatever it entails even if only you find it funny
have fun. You are never too old and it is never to late
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 9, 2024, 8:15 pm
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Yes, I can relate to most of the above. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 10, 2024, 2:06 am
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Brilliant, Puff 😁😊😁😁
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 12, 2024, 3:03 am
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I recently asked a dear friend, who is in his 70s and nearing
80, about the changes he’s noticed in himself as he’s grown
older. His response was so beautiful, I just had to share it
with you all:
1. After spending a lifetime loving my parents, siblings,
spouse, children, and friends—I’ve finally started loving
myself.
2. I’ve realized that I am not “Atlas.” The world doesn’t rest
on my shoulders.
3. I no longer haggle with vegetable or fruit vendors. A few
extra pennies won’t hurt me, but it might help them save for
their daughter’s school fees.
4. I always leave my waitress a generous tip. That little extra
might bring a smile to her face as she works hard for her
living.
5. I’ve stopped telling the elderly that they’ve already
repeated that story. It allows them to relive their precious
memories.
6. I no longer feel the need to correct people, even when I know
they’re wrong. It’s not my job to make everyone perfect—peace is
far more valuable than perfection.
7. I freely give compliments. They lift the mood of both the
giver and receiver. And remember, if you receive one, never turn
it down—just say "Thank you."
8. A crease or spot on my shirt? I don’t sweat it anymore.
Personality speaks louder than appearances.
9. I’ve learned to walk away from people who don’t value me.
They may not know my worth, but I do.
10. I stay calm when others try to outrun me in life’s rat race.
I am not a rat, and I’m not racing.
11. I’m no longer embarrassed by my emotions—they’re what make
me human.
12. I’ve learned that it’s better to drop the ego than to break
a relationship. Ego isolates, but relationships keep you
connected.
13. I live each day as if it could be my last, because one day,
it just might be.
14. And lastly, I’m doing what makes me happy. I’m responsible
for my happiness, and happiness is a choice you can make at any
moment.
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 12, 2024, 4:03 am
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Very good Puff. 😁
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 14, 2024, 12:39 am
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The impact of Digitization. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 14, 2024, 12:57 am
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Very good, Vince... against selfish howls, we've finally banned
all mobiles in schools 🤗🤗🤗
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