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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 20, 2024, 2:11 am
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Out of the mouths of babes. 😂😂😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Gil
Date: September 20, 2024, 8:47 am
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When my granddaughter Beth was about 6 we bought her an all
singing/dancing rabbit. It’s batteries ran out and I told her to
ask Linda to buy her some. They were in the chemists picking up
my tabs when Beth shouted out”Nan don’t forget, grandad said get
some batteries for the rabbit!” Linda nearly had a heart attack
as everyone in the shop looked at her with a knowing glint in
their eyes😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 20, 2024, 8:25 pm
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: September 21, 2024, 1:33 am
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Briliant ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 30, 2024, 2:07 am
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: September 30, 2024, 2:56 am
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Yep 8)
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 30, 2024, 4:47 am
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Love it, Vince 🤗🤗
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 1, 2024, 8:24 am
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Thoughts to Ponder....…
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea...does that mean that
one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just
stale bread to begin with?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people
from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a
person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
are the others here for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and
dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald
men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use,
Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just
put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail-men can
look for them while they deliver the mail?
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn
to drive?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 1, 2024, 9:56 am
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Very witty, Puff 😁😁
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 1, 2024, 7:59 pm
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Clever. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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