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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 12, 2024, 6:08 am
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: September 12, 2024, 7:46 am
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Very good :D :D :D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 12, 2024, 8:33 am
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Absolutely brilliant.
😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: September 15, 2024, 2:45 am
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Here's what some UK TV presenters and commentators have said
over the years. . . . . .
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
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Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other
and he's only come in his shorts."
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Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
gets."
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Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Derek Redmond:
"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
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Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this."
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Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v
Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his
lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
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'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony
McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs
and likes what he sees."
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Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith
Keppel on This Morning: "She was practicing fastest finger first
by herself in bed last night."
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Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on
World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice
earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
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James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by
Barrichello?"
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Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for
a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams
a night about coming from different positions."
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The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's
breath away."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent
erection."
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US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes
out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I
just said?!!!!"
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A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,
where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only
did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because
they were laughing so hard
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Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah,
isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing
the Cox of the Oxford crew."
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Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava
from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 15, 2024, 3:38 am
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Absolute classics Puff.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: September 18, 2024, 3:12 am
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 18, 2024, 3:14 am
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Brilliant 😅😅
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Gil
Date: September 19, 2024, 7:54 am
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Some crackers there
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: September 19, 2024, 10:42 am
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Primary School Children in Great Britain writing About The
Sea....
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't
have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8.)
6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs.
(Emily Burniston age 5)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the
sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said
they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8.) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny
tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is
always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my
Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think
what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels
can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each
other.
(Becky age 8.)
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she
was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because
water shot up her fanny (Julie age 7).
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 19, 2024, 7:50 pm
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Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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