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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: May 20, 2025, 12:28 am
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HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1SMufNxpqA
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: May 20, 2025, 8:40 am
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ha ha ha
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: May 20, 2025, 8:48 pm
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Ripper mate. ;D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: May 21, 2025, 9:06 pm
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The only mystery in life is why did kamikaze pilots wear
helmets!!!! 🤔
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: May 22, 2025, 3:06 am
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Yeah?
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: May 29, 2025, 9:06 am
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The laws of life
1 . Law of Mechanical Repair
- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch and
you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity
- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the
least
accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability
- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to
the
stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers
- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal;
someone always answers.
5. Variation Law
- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in
will
always move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath
- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will
ring.
7. Law of Close Encounters
- The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES
dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result
- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT
WILL!!!
9. Law of Biomechanics
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
reach.
10 . Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena
- At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle, always
arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats
several times to go
for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end
of the
performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats
come early,
never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay
to the bitter
end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly
folk.
11. The Coffee Law
- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
12. Murphy's Law of Lockers
- If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.
13. Law of Physical Surfaces
- The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on
a floor are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or
rug.
14. Law of Logical Argument
- Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking
about.
15. Law of Physical Appearance
- If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
16. Law of Public Speaking
-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
- As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will
stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
18. Doctors' Law
- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the
doctor, by
the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an
appointment and
you'll stay sick.
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: May 30, 2025, 3:10 am
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Very true. 🙄
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: June 6, 2025, 2:00 am
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𝐎𝐥𝐝
𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲
𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐨𝐦:
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time
to do it twice.
Don't corner something that is meaner than you.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he’ll just kill you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.
Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen
anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Silence is sometimes the best answer.
Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
diggin’.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches
you from the mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from
bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’
it back in.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try
orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think
back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave
the rest to God.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense.
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: June 6, 2025, 2:28 am
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Absolutely. 😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: June 6, 2025, 2:39 am
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Some very sage advice there 😆
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