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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: February 19, 2025, 11:04 pm
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He can laugh, so we can too.....
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: February 20, 2025, 2:24 am
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Terrible inflection poor lad but you need a laugh hey. 😁
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: February 20, 2025, 2:40 am
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I thought about posting Hes a celebrity in Blighty
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: February 28, 2025, 3:12 am
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After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on
the form, then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next
flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots
("P") and solutions recorded ("S") by maintenance engineers:
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per
minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a
midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: February 28, 2025, 5:11 am
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Brilliant Bravo Best yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: March 1, 2025, 5:06 am
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Another that I’ve nicked.
😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: March 1, 2025, 9:39 pm
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We have a thief among us 🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: March 2, 2025, 1:41 am
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Who?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: March 2, 2025, 3:52 am
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: March 2, 2025, 6:35 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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