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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: January 29, 2025, 2:59 am
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Brilliant :)
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: January 30, 2025, 9:28 pm
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Glad you liked it ;D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: February 1, 2025, 6:31 am
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1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me
before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I
made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that
you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness
of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to
catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is
required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have
film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your
headlights work?
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: February 2, 2025, 12:30 am
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Brilliant mate Hats off 😁😁
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: February 2, 2025, 11:27 pm
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Brilliant Puff, I think I’ll nick it.
😂😂😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: February 3, 2025, 7:42 am
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Be my guest, Vince :)
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: February 4, 2025, 1:25 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: February 4, 2025, 9:12 pm
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Capture this.....
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3fPtCiEmA
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: February 4, 2025, 11:02 pm
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Absolutely brilliant mate, love it. 😁😁😁
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: February 5, 2025, 3:06 am
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Awww, beutiful :)
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