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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: December 30, 2024, 2:00 am
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;D ;D ;D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: December 30, 2024, 2:19 am
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Behave yerself . 😂😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: January 3, 2025, 9:27 pm
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HTML https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qo1EyfigtFc
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: January 4, 2025, 7:57 am
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Well that'll never happen to me, apart from no more kids, I have
no inention of shaving my beard off, ever!
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Re: Banter
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: January 5, 2025, 8:08 am
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"The Rules... from the Male Side"
We've all heard "the rules" from the female perspective. Now,
here are the rules according to men. And yes, every single one
is numbered "1" on purpose!
1. Breasts are for looking at, and that’s why we do it. Don’t
try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up,
put it down. We need it up; you need it down. We don’t complain
when it’s left down.
1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the tides. Let
it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. No, we’re never going to think of it
that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear:
- Subtle hints? Don’t work.
- Strong hints? Nope.
- Obvious hints? Still no.
- JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help fixing it.
We’re built for solutions. Sympathy? That’s what your friends
are for.
1. A headache that lasts 17 months? That's a real problem. See a
doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments expire after 7 days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we say can be taken two ways and one makes you
sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
it done, not both. If you know best, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do
we.
1. All men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default. Peach
is a fruit, not a colour. Same with pumpkin. Mauve? No clue.
1. If it itches, we will scratch it. We do that.
1. If we ask what’s wrong and you say "nothing," we’ll act like
nothing’s wrong. We know you’re lying, but it’s just not worth
it.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an
answer you don’t want.
1. When we’re heading out, whatever you’re wearing is fine.
Really.
1. Don’t ask what we’re thinking unless you’re ready to discuss:
- S @ x
- Sports
- Cars
- Computers
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. Yes, I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this. And yes, I know, I’ll be sleeping on
the couch tonight. But hey, did you know we actually don’t mind
that? It’s like camping.
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: January 6, 2025, 12:59 am
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Absolutely brilliant Puff, best ever.
😂😂😂😂
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: January 8, 2025, 5:09 am
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Brilliant, Puff ;D
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Dave
Date: January 10, 2025, 12:08 am
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A few good ones here!!!!
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38mwkQKl3-8
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Vince
Date: January 10, 2025, 12:56 am
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Ah yes, some good uns there mate. :)
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Re: Banter
DIR By: Gil
Date: January 10, 2025, 7:02 am
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Weird to think they are 50 yrs old!
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