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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 27, 2024, 3:23 am
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Oh dear ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 28, 2024, 12:24 pm
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I’m in trouble with the wife again.
I bought her some lorry oil for her birthday.
Apparently it’s pronounced, ‘L’Oreal’
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 29, 2024, 12:19 am
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 29, 2024, 12:26 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 29, 2024, 4:38 am
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Maybe that's how they did it in the old days ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 29, 2024, 10:19 am
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Subject: Lovemaking tips for senior
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in
the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't
remember...
6. Use extra poly grip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol or whatever you use ready in case you actually
complete the act...
8. Make all the noise you want... The neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news ....
even if its 8PM... !!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 30, 2024, 2:08 am
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Good un Puf, I’ll try to remember.
😂😂😂😂
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: November 3, 2024, 10:44 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: November 4, 2024, 3:43 am
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ha ha ha yes, a good earner :)
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: November 5, 2024, 12:03 am
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