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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 17, 2024, 12:09 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yes I remember
that well...
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 17, 2024, 1:57 am
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😂😂😂😂😂😂I like it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 17, 2024, 2:27 am
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And old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time,
became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a
sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your
treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't
know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great
opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth."
can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That
will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That
will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes
back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see
!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- "
Here's your $1000 back"
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That
will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that
you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 17, 2024, 3:07 am
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ha ha ha, yes very good
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 18, 2024, 3:41 am
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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe
some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my
appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese
sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need
for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple
pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.
I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody
starving."
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 18, 2024, 4:18 am
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brilliant Puff. 😂😂😂😂
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 18, 2024, 5:17 am
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Boom Boom 😍🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 19, 2024, 12:31 am
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My landlord insists on talking about my heating bills. I assured
him my door is always open.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 19, 2024, 1:56 am
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 19, 2024, 1:58 am
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