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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 9, 2024, 8:17 pm
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good un Puff.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 12, 2024, 3:05 am
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There is a small guy sitting at the bar, looking really lost &
forlorn. He has a large untouched drink in front of him.
In marches a BIG menacing looking leather clad biker, he plonks
himself down next to the small guy, he picks up and proceeds to
lift his head back and polish off the drink sitting on the bar.
He then turns round in a threatening manner and says 'I've just
drunk your drink, what you gonna do about it'
To the bikers surprise, the little man just bursts into tears
and can't stop crying. He asks him what the matter is.
The little man says "I've had the most awful day. I went into
work, and found out I had got the sack"
'Happens to all of us mate' said the biker 'No big deal'
"Then, I went to go home and tell my wife the bad news, but
found my car had been stolen, and I have no Insurance.
I then found out I had lost my wallet and only had loose change
in my pocket, so I had to walk home instead of getting
transport, so not a very good start to the day.
I eventually got home, my wife was not expecting me, I found her
in bed with my brother"
By this time the biker was feeling a bit sympathetic towards the
little guy.
"And then to top it all" the little guy tells the biker "You
marched in and drank my drink right in front of me. Just as the
Poison pill had dissolved. "
The little guy turned to the biker and said "anyway, enough
about me, how was your day?"
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 12, 2024, 4:00 am
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 15, 2024, 1:25 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 15, 2024, 2:24 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 15, 2024, 5:14 am
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 16, 2024, 1:54 am
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Great hide and seek players are really hard to find.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 16, 2024, 2:02 am
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Yep! 😂😂😂
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 16, 2024, 3:02 am
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ha ha ha
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 16, 2024, 1:24 pm
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Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming
fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he
couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a
lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they
were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock,
fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer.
His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting
you go Dave?"
Dave replied, last night I came home and slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted
to go fishing.
Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and
said, "Surprise".
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a
beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the
bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want".
SO I DID AND HERE I AM!
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