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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 1, 2024, 11:48 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 2, 2024, 2:59 am
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ha ha ha
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 4, 2024, 11:21 am
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A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She
is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you
explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"
"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a
baby's kiss. It's1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny,
strong but gentle, and it's 1.00pound a roll."
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No
Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says.
She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and
says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I
call it John Wayne."
"Why?" he asks.
"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off
anybody!”
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 5, 2024, 3:55 am
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 5, 2024, 4:26 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 5, 2024, 10:20 am
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Percy Shaw invented the Cat's Eye on our roads, apparently after
seeing the light reflected in the eyes of a cat walking towards
him.......…..
If the cat had been walking away from him, he probably would
have invented the pencil sharpener.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 7, 2024, 12:39 am
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 7, 2024, 12:40 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: October 7, 2024, 2:32 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mamushka
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 9, 2024, 7:56 am
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female
boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would
leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back
to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at
the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband,
but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see her husband fooling around with her boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead
planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she
was going to go with them.
“No way!” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday!”
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