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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: September 29, 2024, 1:59 am
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Good ones, Vince :D :D :D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 29, 2024, 2:53 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 29, 2024, 5:28 am
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Wishing you a happy
Whatever doesn't offend you 😁
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 29, 2024, 5:35 am
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If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why
😁
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 29, 2024, 6:17 am
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I often wonder what Mum and Dad did before the Internet!!!
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they had no idea either
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 30, 2024, 2:07 am
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 30, 2024, 2:09 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: October 1, 2024, 8:15 am
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those
headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me
to stand in front of a mirror,stare at myself and repeat 3 times
I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.'
It worked! The headaches are all gone."
"Well, that is wonderful," replies the husband.
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball
of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go
see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right
back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was
even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the
bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
She's not my wife!
She's not my wife!
She's not my wife!"
His funeral service will be held on Saturday.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 1, 2024, 8:04 pm
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: October 1, 2024, 11:47 pm
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