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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 3, 2024, 4:52 am
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Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I
do!!!
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 3, 2024, 5:41 am
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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things
got a little tense.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 3, 2024, 8:37 am
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: September 3, 2024, 3:18 pm
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;D ;D ;D
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You
don't know Jack Schitt" Now you can handle the situation.
Jack was the only son of Awe Schitt and Owe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertiliser magnate, married Owe Schitt, the proprietor of
Kneedeep N. Schitt Inc.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious
couple had six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva
Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents will, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school drop-out. After being married for 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock and,
because her children were still living with them she kept her
previous name. She was then known as NoeSchitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son,
Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
dual ceremony. The local newspapers duly announced the
Schitt-Happens weddings. The Schitt-Happens children were named
Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from Italy with his new wife, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says,"You don't know Jack Schitt", you can
correct them because you know his whole family and life story!
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 4, 2024, 12:56 am
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Absolutely brilliant Puff, one of the best. :D :D :D :D :D
:D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 4, 2024, 1:04 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: September 4, 2024, 1:05 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 4, 2024, 2:50 am
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I will spare you today.... too busy pissing me self laughing ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 4, 2024, 2:57 am
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Classics That is the funniest, Puff
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: September 6, 2024, 2:05 am
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Before you criticise, walk a mile in someone's shoes. That way
your a mile away and have scored some shoes
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