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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 16, 2024, 10:05 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 16, 2024, 10:06 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 16, 2024, 10:08 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: August 17, 2024, 12:49 am
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Keep them coming mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: August 17, 2024, 12:58 am
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ha ha ha
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: August 17, 2024, 12:39 pm
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Young children's science exam answers.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water
on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun
joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Ceasarian Section."
A: The Ceasarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: August 18, 2024, 12:12 am
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Classics, Puff 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 18, 2024, 12:31 am
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Brilliant Puff. 😂😂😂😂
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 18, 2024, 4:01 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: August 18, 2024, 7:12 am
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An explosive relationship 😅😅
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