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Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 13, 2024, 9:58 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 13, 2024, 10:00 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 13, 2024, 10:24 pm
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Some Zingers from Billy Connolly.
"A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.”
“I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar,
you stick it up your a*se and let a rottweiler chase you home.”
“Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke
with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was
‘How are you getting on?'”
“I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army
does with those wee red knives.”
[On morphine suppositories] “You’ll end up with your arse
between your shoulder blades"
“Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea
cosy, doesn’t try it on.”
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle
repair kit.”
“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.”
“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to
the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: August 13, 2024, 10:38 pm
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Good start mate
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 14, 2024, 11:56 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 14, 2024, 11:58 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: August 15, 2024, 12:36 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love 'em mate Putin on the
Ritz 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Vince
Date: August 16, 2024, 1:22 am
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: Dave
Date: August 16, 2024, 1:30 am
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
DIR By: PuffTheMagicDragon
Date: August 16, 2024, 11:39 am
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Love em, Vince, especially the Billy Connolly quotes ;D
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