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-Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Selenic
Date: October 25, 2012, 7:46 am
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-wakes with black eye and looks down at golden body through a
blue and red mane to his telescope cutiemark -
'what the hell happened last night'
-looks around in a dimly lit ally way, its raining
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Electric_Violet
Date: October 25, 2012, 8:55 am
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- Silently glides down from a neighbouring rooftop and lands
with a soft thud a few metres away from Selenic. Electric
Violet's mane and tail was glowing an intense purple; his mane
whipping back and forth in the wind. His pastel blue coat was
dripping with rainwater. He approaches Selenic. -
"..."
- Cautiously, he assesses Selenic's injuries. Mostly
superficial, he should be fine after a quick patch-up at the
local clinic. He shields Selenic from the wind and rain with his
broad wing and offers him a hoof. -
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Selenic
Date: October 25, 2012, 9:05 am
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"thanks buddie"
-takes hoof and try's to stand
"AGHHHH"
-look down and sees that a black eye is not the extent of his
injury. His leg was twisted in an odd angle.
- the moon moved by the Luna goddess crawled up the sky.
"don't think I can walk.
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Electric_Violet
Date: October 25, 2012, 9:28 am
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"..."
- Flies above Selenic and gently picks him up, taking weight off
his injured leg. There was a trauma centre not too far.
Convenient. -
- He slowly flies above the skyline and heads towards the trauma
centre. The winds were making it hard to fly straight, but EV
could manage, even with his payload. He looked down at Selenic.
-
"Good night?"
- He smirked and looked up, the trauma centre in view now. -
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Selenic
Date: October 25, 2012, 9:46 am
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"yea its my first time, Cornelius was a big help though"
-they gently touched down in the driving rain and hobbled into
the infirmary.
"where are all the doctors?"
-looks around lights are on but no one is in
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Electric_Violet
Date: October 25, 2012, 10:17 am
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- Trots forward past the lobby. He sees a bright light coming
from behind one of the closed doors. Something touches his front
hoof. Oh, it's a body. Upon closer inspection it appears to be a
human body. A human in Equestria (shock horror)? -
- Investigates the immediate surroundings. Finds a shotgun, two
hand pistols, a hand grenade, a carving knife and a flame
thrower. And four BB pellets. Given Selenic's states, he keeps
them across his spread wings. Selenic doesn't have fingers to
use these anyway. Maybe Cornelius can lend us his hands. -
- Approaches the room and opens the door. There's a bright light
inside and a few ponies huddled in front of a camera and medical
tools. -
"...Ugh, hello? My friend here needs some urgent medical
attention. If you could-"
- Suddenly one of the ponies turns around. His lower jaw is
missing and his tongue is flapping around; like an eel with
ADHD. I hear him murmur about something, but missing his lower
jaw he cannot make most sounds. I get the jist of what he's
saying: "BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSSS". -
- More of them appeared from the corners of the room - about 600
or so - and slowly make their way towards EV and Selenic in a
hobbling fashion. -
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Selenic
Date: October 25, 2012, 11:07 am
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"not again, it's not even Saturday"
-Selenic proceeds to insert a half brick in to his recently
removed sock. He swings it about his head knocking over a clock
and expensive vase but doing no damage to the oncomeing hord.
"this is just like 1860's in west Hampshire, the stripeless
tigers and their refruseual to where knickers."
Apon closer inexpection the zombie ponies were accualy alicorns
that were on fire with bat wings and were 60 stories tall.
Selenic and EV fought bravely with the implements at hand a
toilet plunger, a box of paper clips, a used tissue and a
harbinger but just befor the final blow was struck the hord
stopped.
"hahar there controller has gone to sleep with his characters in
the open but as you all know this is real time.
-Selenic and EV make short work of the army and eat their
spoils. Suddenly Selenic hears a voice crieing out. 'What have
you done to my minions?!?!?!?! Also were you not injured last
box up there?
-Selenic proceeded to vomit blood onto the floor for a good 5
mins befor he remembered it was a leg wound. He quickly stopped
and hopped that Nopony noticed his blunder. He I dentified his
asalent. it was nameless NPC (error code 565763826.23 to
troubble shoot click here)
"why do you have LINE"
-Selenic listened to the ear piece as the director told him his
scripted lines. He was so forgetful but so Dam good at his job.
He is so hot I just want to run my fingers through his mane and
I'm just the narrator. He continued.
"why do you have an army?"
-just as he was about to answer a female unicorn appears out of
nowhere
'I AM FROM THE FUTURE, I AM YOU, YOU MUST NOT TRUST
AGHHHHHHHHHHH' a long spiraled horn jutted through her chest she
coughed and fell forward disappearing in a flash. The pony that
had stabed the future pony was no other that Cornelius. He spoke
with voice like thunder. He was sky blue with hair that was on
fire. His cutie mark was a skull and cross bones on it with a
number 3 on it. He had a cybertonic leg and spoke with a lisp
that is not able to be expressed in text. he was not just
rainbow dashes half brother but also Luna and discords
offspring. He also had a cool assortment of cuff links. (the
things you learn from training cards ay)
'GO TO BED NARRATOR YOU ARE GOING TO A CONCET TOMORROW AND THEN
GOING TO GET SMASHED DRUNK AT MY PLACE THE NEXT DAY' suddenly
time carried on but no one moved because who is on at 3:07
'
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Silver Fox
Date: October 25, 2012, 3:20 pm
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{OOC} I'm sorry, but what the actual shit was that {OOC}
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Rozzy
Date: October 25, 2012, 6:33 pm
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This me me saying that:
1) I freaking love that post it was hilarious
2) Do try to keep it a bit more serious than... whatever the
shit that was xD
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Re: -Selenic wakes-
DIR By: Siris Wolfe
Date: October 26, 2012, 4:29 pm
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that was the most interesting post I've ever seen anywhere
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