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#Post#: 3--------------------------------------------------
funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 4, 2022, 2:47 am
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post here
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Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 4, 2022, 2:48 am
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> Every single day I wake up, I'm always pissed off about the
fact that tik tok still exists. JUST BAN IT ALREADY. I'm a proud
redditor and tik tok sucks. All of the meme-stealing fuckers on
tik tok fucking circle-jerk each other how "funny" and "quirky"
they are. Shut the fuck up. "Yeah, I'm so quirky by reposting
funny memes I found on Instagram that was probably from reddit!
😂😎🤠🤪😈." Those stupid
cringe fuckers think that emojis aren't cringe. THEY ARE. Every
single fiber and cell in my body FUCKING HATES tik tok. When
ever I even THINK of that retarded app full of gay dumbasses I
want to punch a baby. Whatever, I'm gonna go back to listening
to 70's music, bullying kids who like fortnite, and hating on
rap.
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> holy shit, holy fucking shit I fucking hate that god forsaken
voice. I mean I enjoy doing text to speech stuff but god damn
why the FUCK do you use that motherfucking voice on every single
fucking tiktok like there's no other voice option? Why the fuck
don't you use your own voice? Come on people I don't want to
hear siri on every single fucking tiktok ever. Even if the
poster is a dude you'll hear that voice. IT'S FUCKING EVERYWHERE
MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAHHHH
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#Post#: 5--------------------------------------------------
Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 4, 2022, 2:51 am
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EMOJI SPOTTED WHAT A FUCKING INSTANORMIE r/EmojiPolice
r/EmojiMilitary r/EmojiSquad r/woooosh r/normie r/Cringetopia
FUCK YOU NORMIE I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A HOOKER WITH HIV
DUMBASS RETARD I BET YOU ARE A STUPID FURFAG THAT USES
INSTACRINGE AND SHITTOK AND PLAYS FORTSHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK
YOU CRINGE CEILING GANG FAGGOT IM POSTING THIS ON
r/PewdiepieSubmissions AND r/memes AND r/dankmemes AND EVERYONE
WILL LAUGH AT YOU YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU DUMBASS
FAGGOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE SHOT AND TORTURED DUMBASS BITCHASS
RETARD VIRGIN (YEA I HAVE TONS OF SEX, UNLIKE YOU BITCH RETARD)
FUCK YOU DUMBASS FURFAG FORTFAG INSTAFAG TIKTOKFAG EMOJIFAG
RETARDED CUNT
#Post#: 6--------------------------------------------------
Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 4, 2022, 2:56 am
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"NOT FUNNY. I DIDN'T LAUGH. YOUR JOKE IS SO BAD I WOULD HAVE
PREFERRED THE JOKE WENT OVER MY HEAD AND YOU GAVE UP RE-TELLING
ME THE JOKE. TO BE HONEST THIS IS A HORRIBLE ATTEMPT AT TRYING
TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF ME. NOT A CHUCKLE, NOT A HEHE, NOT EVEN A
SUBTLE BURST OF AIR OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS. SCIENCE SAYS BEFORE YOU
LAUGH YOUR BRAIN PREPS YOUR FACE MUSCLES BUT I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL
THE SLIGHTEST TWITCH. 0/10 THIS JOKE IS SO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE
ANYONE LEGALLY ALLOWED YOU TO BE CREATIVE AT ALL. THE AMOUNT OF
BRAINPOWER YOU MUST HAVE PUT INTO THAT JOKE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO
POWER EVERY HOUSE ON EARTH. GET A PERSONALITY AND LEARN HOW TO
MAKE JOKES, READ A BOOK. I'M NOT SAYING THIS TO BE FUNNY I
GENUINELY MEAN IT ON HOW THIS IS JUST BOTTOM BARREL
EMBARRASSMENT AT COMEDY. YOU'VE SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLED HUMOR AND
EVERY COMEDIC ACT ON THE PLANET. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT
SOCIETY HAS FAILED AS A WHOLE IN BEING ABLE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO
BE FUNNY. HONESTLY, IF I PUT IN ALL MY POWER AND TIME TO TRY AND
MAKE YOUR JOKE FUNNY IT WOULD REQUIRE EINSTEIN HIMSELF TO BUILD
A DEVICE TO STRAP ME INTO SO I CAN BE CONNECTED TO THE ENERGY OF
A BILLION STARS TO DO IT, AND EVEN THEN ALL THAT JOKE WOULD GET
FROM PEOPLE IS A SUBTLE SCUFF. YOU'RE LUCKY I STILL HAVE THE
SLIGHTEST OF EMPATHY FOR YOU AFTER TELLING THAT JOKE OTHERWISE I
WOULD HAVE COMMITTED EVERY WAR CRIME IN THE BOOK JUST TO PREVENT
YOU FROM ATTEMPTING ANY HUMOR EVER AGAIN. WE SHOULD PUT THAT
JOKE IN TEXTBOOKS SO FUTURE GENERATIONS CAN BE WARY OF BECOMING
SUCH AN ABSOLUTE COMEDIC FAILURE. I'M DISAPPOINTED, HURT, AND
OUTRIGHT OFFENDED THAT MY PRECIOUS TIME HAS BEEN WASTED IN MY
PATHETIC BRAIN UNDERSTANDING THAT JOKE. IN THE TIME THAT TOOK I
WAS PLANNING ON HELPING KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN ORPHANED, BUT BECAUSE
OF THAT, YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME EXPLAINING THE OBSCENE INTEGRITY
OF YOUR TERRIBLE ATTEMPT AT COMEDY. NOW THOSE KIDS ARE SUFFERING
WITHOUT MEALS AND THERE'S NOBODY TO BLAME BUT YOU. I HOPE YOU'RE
HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. YOU ARE A RETARD. I HATE YOU. I
HATE THE FACT YOU EXIST. YOU ARE SCUM. YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE
FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. YOU ARE A LOWLIFE PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE. YOU
ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD CUNT. YOU ARE A WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING.
YOU'VE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT'S IMPORTANT. YOU DUMB CUNT,
YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SON OF A BITCH, THAT'S TOO
DIGNIFIED A TERM FOR WHAT YOU ARE. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EVEN
HUMAN. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE WORD HUMAN BECAUSE YOU ARE THAT
MUCH OF A FUCKING DISGRACE TO PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE GLOBE,
WORLDWIDE. IT'S A DISHONOR TO PUT YOU IN THE SAME SENTENCE WITH
THAT WORD, YOU ASSHOLE. ARE YOU FUCKING PROUD OF YOURSELF? ARE
YOU PROUD OF HAVING ACCOMPLISHED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN YOUR
LIFE? YOU HAVE ONLY DONE BAD THINGS IN THIS WORLD. YOU DO NOT
DESERVE TO LIVE, YOU SHIT. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN
BEING. YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE CUNT. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FAGGOT
BRAINLET. YOU SLEAZY TWO-FACED BASTARD. YOU SLIMY SLUGGISH
ASSHOLE. YOU TRIFLING MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE LITERALLY WORTH
NOTHING. YOU MAKE MY GOD DAMN STOMACH CRAWL, YOU HAVE
SINGLE-HANDEDLY MADE ME LOSE MY FAITH IN GOD. YOU ARE THE REASON
WHY I HATE HUMANITY. YOU ARE A PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH. YOUR
WORTH IS COMPARABLE TO A PIECE OF DOG SHIT LEFT ON THE GROUND,
YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE
GET ABORTIONS. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE PROBLEM? YOU PIECE OF
SHIT. YOU DUMB FUCKING CRETIN, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BUFFOON,
BUMBLING IDIOT.FUCK YOU. YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ABSOLUTE
WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR. YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, IDIOTIC DUMB
SWINE, YOU’RE AN ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY AND ALL LIFE
AS A WHOLE. THE MAGNITUDE OF YOUR FAILURE JUST NOW IS SO
INDESCRIBABLY MASSIVE THAT ONE HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FUTURE
YOUR NAME WILL BE USED AS MONIKER OF EVIL FOR HERETICS. EVEN IF
ALL OF HUMANITY PUT TOGETHER THEIR COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE THERE
IS NO CONCEIVABLE WAY THEY COULD HAVE THOUGHT UP A WAY TO FUCK
UP ON THE UNIMAGINABLE SCALE YOU JUST DID. WHEN JESUS DIED FOR
OUR SINS, HE MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THE SACRILEGIOUS ACT WE JUST
WITNESSED YOU PERFORMING, BECAUSE IF HE DID HE WOULD HAVE
FORSAKEN HUMANITY LONG AGO SO THAT YOUR BIRTH MAY HAVE NEVER
BECOME REALITY. AFTER YOU DIE, YOUR SKELETON WILL BE DISPLAYED
IN A MUSEUM AFTER BEING SCIENTIFICALLY RESEARCHED SO THAT ALL
FUTURE GENERATIONS MAY LEARN NOT TO GENERATE YOUR BONE
STRUCTURE, BECAUSE EVERY TINY DETAIL ANYONE MAY HAVE IN COMMON
WITH YOU DEGRADES THEM TO A USELESS PIECE OF TRASH AND A BURDEN
TO SOCIETY. NO WONDER YOUR FATHER QUESTIONED WHETHER OR NOT YOUR
WERE TRULY HIS SON, FOR YOU'D HAVE TO NOT BE A WASTE OF CARBON
MATTER FOR ANYONE TO LOVE YOU LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER. YOUR BIRTH
MADE IT SO THAT MANKIND IS WORSE OF IN EVERY WAY YOU CAN
POSSIBLY IMAGINE, AND YOU HAVE MADE IT SO THAT SOCIETY CAN NEVER
REALLY RECOVER INTO A STATE OF ORGANIZATION. EVERYTHING HAS
FOREVER FALLEN INTO A BEWILDERING CHAOS, THROUGH WHICH
UNRECOGNIZABLE CORE, YOU CAN ONLY FIND MISFORTUNE. I WOULD SAY
THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US BUT THIS IS MERELY THE CLOSEST WORD
HUMANS HAVE FOR THE SHEER SCALE OF HORROR THAT IS NOW REALITY.
YOU HAVE FOREVER CONDEMNED EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND KNOW INTO AN
ETERNAL STATE OF SUFFERING, WORSE THAN ANY HUMAN CONCEPT OF
HELL. YOU ARE SUCH AN UNHOLY BEING, THAT IF YOU STEP WITHIN A
ONE HUNDRED FOOT RADIUS OF A HOLY PLACE OR A PLACE THAT HAS EVER
BEEN DEEMED IMPORTANT BY ANYONE, YOUR DISTORTED SAC RELIGIOUS
SOUL WILL RUIN WHATEVER MEANING IT EVER HAD BEYOND REPAIR. YOU
ARE AN IDIOTIC, SHITEATING, DUMBASS APE AND NO ONE HAS EVER
LOVED YOU. RHODES ISLAND WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF IF YOU'D
NEVER JOINED US. YOU ARE A LYING, BACKSTABBING, COWARDLY USELESS
PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE YOU WITH EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY BEING.
EVEN THIS WORLDS FINEST WRITERS AND POETS FROM THROUGHOUT THE
AGES COULD NEVER HOPE TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE THE SCALE ON WHICH
YOU JUST FUCKED UP, AND HOW INCREDIBLY IDIOTIC YOU ARE. ANYONE
THAT BELIEVES IN ANY RELIGION OUT THERE SHOULD NOW REALIZE THAT
THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME, FOR IF DIVINE BEINGS WERE
REAL, THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE ALLOWED A BEING SUCH AS YOU TO STAIN
THE EARTH AND THIS UNIVERSE. IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE HORROR
STORIES MADE ABOUT YOU, WITH THE SCARIEST PART OF THEM BEING
THAT THE READER HAS TO REALIZE THAT SUCH AN INDESCRIBABLE
MONSTER ACTUALLY EXISTS, AND THAT THE HORRIFIC EVENTS FROM THE
MOVIE HAVE ACTUALLY TAKEN PLACE IN THE SAME WORLD THAT THEY LIVE
IN RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING THAT
HAS EVER BEEN WRONG ON THIS EARTH, YET YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT SO
THAT THAT IS ONLY A SMALL PART OF THE EVIL THAT IS YOUR BEING.
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS THERE BEEN ANYONE THAT COULD
HAVE PREDICTED SUCH AN ELDRICH ABOMINATION, BUT HERE YOU ARE.
IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I AM SEEING SUCH AN INCREDIBLE FAILURE
WITH MY OWN EYES, BUT HERE I AM, SO UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT DENY
YOUR EXISTENCE. EVEN IF I DID MY VERY BEST, MY VOCABULARY IS NOT
ABLE TO DESCRIBE THE SHEER MAGNITUDE OF THE IDIOTIC MISTAKE THAT
IS YOU. EVEN IF TIME TRAVEL SOME DAY WILL BE INVENTED, THERE
STILL WOULD NOT BE A SINGLE SOUL WILLING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO
BEFORE THIS MOMENT TO FIX HISTORY, BECAUSE HAVING TO WITNESS
SUCH INCREDIBLE HORRORS IF THEY FAILED WOULD HAVE TO MANY MENTAL
AND PHYSICAL DRAWBACKS THAT NOT EVEN THE BRAVEST SOUL IN HISTORY
WOULD BE WILLING TO RISK IT. I CANNOT IMAGINE THE PURE DREAD
YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE FELT WHEN SHE HAD TO CARRY A BABY FOR NINE
MONTHS AND THEN GIVING BIRTH TO SUCH A WRETCHED MONSTER AS YOU.
NOT A SINGLE WORD OF THE INCOHERENT, ILLOGICAL RAMBLING YOU MAY
BE WANTING TO DO TO DEFEND YOURSELF OR APOLOGIZE WOULD EVER BE
ABLE TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID. THE COUNTRIES OF THE
WORLD WOULD HAVE WANTED TO MAKE LAWS PREVENTING SUCH A TERRIBLE
EVENT LIKE THIS FROM EVER HAPPENING AGAIN, BUT SADLY THIS IS NOT
POSSIBLE SINCE YOUR HORRIFIC ACTIONS JUST NOW HAVE SHATTERED
EVERY FORM OF ORDER THIS WORLD ONCE HAD, MAKING CONCEPTS SUCH AS
LAWS IRRELEVANT. RIGHT FROM THE MOMENT I FIRST SET MY EYES ON
YOU I KNEW YOU WERE AN ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION OF EVERYTHING THAT
IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY. I WAS HOPING I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO
PREVENT YOUR EVIL FROM BEING RELEASED UPON THIS WORLD BY TAGGING
ALONG AND KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU, BUT IT IS CLEAR TO ME NOW THAT
NOT EVEN THE GREATEST EFFORTS WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PREVENT A
TERRIBLE EVENT IN THIS SCALE FROM OCCURRING. YOU ARE THE WORST
HUMAN BEING, OR EVEN JUST BEING IN GENERAL, THAT I HAVE EVER HAD
THE MISFORTUNE OF WITNESSING. EVENTS LIKE THE INFECTED PLAGUE
APPARENTLY ONLY HAPPENED WITH THE GOAL OF TEACHING HUMANITY TO
SURVIVE SUCH A HORRIBLE EVENT AS THE ONE YOU JUST CREATED, BUT
NOT EVEN MANKIND’S GREATEST TRIALS WERE ABLE TO EVEN SLIGHTLY
PREPARE ANYONE FOR THE INSUFFERABLE EVIL YOU HAVE JUST CREATED.
IF YOU EVER HAD THEM, YOUR CHILDREN WOULD BE PREEMPTIVELY KILLED
TO PROTECT THIS UNIVERSE FROM THE POSSIBILITY OF ANYONE IN YOUR
BLOODLINE BEING EVEN HALF AS BAD AS YOU ARE, EXCEPT YOU WILL
NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN, BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE HUMAN BEING
WILL EVER WANT TO COME WITHIN A HUNDRED MILE RADIUS OF YOU AND
ANYTHING YOU HAVE EVER TOUCHED. YOU ARE A COLOSSAL
DISAPPOINTMENT NOT ONLY TO YOUR PARENTS, BUT TO YOUR ANCESTORS
AND ENTIRE BLOODLINE. THE DISGUSTING MISTAKE THAT YOU HAVE JUST
MADE IS SO INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE THAT EVERYONE WHO WOULD EVER BE
TO HEAR ABOUT IT WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY FEEL AN INDESCRIBABLE
MIXTURE OF IMMENSE ANGER, FEAR AND ANXIETY THAT EMOTIONALLY AND
PHYSICALLY THEY WOULD NEVER TRULY BE THE SAME EVER AGAIN. THE
SHEER SCALE OF YOUR MISTAKE, IF EVER TO BE MATERIALIZED, WOULD
NOT ONLY SURPASS THE SIZE OF THE WORLD, BUT IT WOULD REACH FAR
BEYOND THE EDGES OF THE KNOWN, AND ALMOST CERTAINLY THE UNKNOWN
UNIVERSE. I COULD SIT HERE AND WRITE PARAGRAPHS, NAY, BOOKS
DESCRIBING YOUR IMMENSE FAILURE, YET EVEN IF I WERE TO DEDICATE
MY LIFE TO DESCRIBING THE REALITY OF WHAT HAS JUST GONE DOWN
HERE, AND I WOULD SPEND EVERY MOMENT OF IT UNTIL MY HEART STOPS
BEATING WORKING AS HARD AND EFFICIENTLY AS POSSIBLE, YET THERE
IS NOT EVEN A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL THAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO
COME CLOSE TO TRANSCRIBING THE ABSOLUTE SHITSHOW YOU HAVE JUST
RELEASED UPON THE WORLD. YOU ARE AN IRRESPONSIBLE, IDIOTIC,
DISGUSTING, UNLOVED, HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A LIVING BEING WHO’S
SOUL CONTAINS LESS HUMANITY THAN EVERY GINGER IN HISTORY
COMBINED. THE ABSOLUTE DISGUST I FEEL WHEN THINKING ABOUT
ANYTHING THAT HAS EVEN A SLIGHT RESEMBLANCE TO ANYTHING THAT
MIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU AND YOUR UNHOLY ACTIONS IS SO
INCREDIBLY GREAT THAT WHEN I AM HONEST ABOUT IT I THINK THAT
EVEN I DO NOT POSSES A CONSCIOUSNESS GREAT ENOUGH TO COMPREHEND
MY OWN FEELINGS ABOUT IT. WHEN PEOPLE OF COLUMBIA FOUGHT TO
BREAK FREE FROM LUNGMEN, COUNTLESS SOLDIERS FOUGHT AND LOST
THEIR LIVES IN FAVOR OF A CHANCE AT A BETTER FUTURE FOR THEIR
CHILDREN, THEY DID NOT GIVE THEIR LIVES TO HAVE YOU FUCK THE
WORLD UP BEYOND REPAIR TO THE DEGREE THAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT
NOW. HONESTLY, EVEN WHEN TECHNOLOGY ADVANCES AND STUDIES ON THE
SUBJECT BECOME MORE AND MORE ACCURATE, I DO NOT THINK HUMANITY
WILL EVER TRULY BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR FAILURE ACTUALLY
MEANS FOR THE UNIVERSE. MY HATE FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND
FOR IS SO MUCH DEEPER THAN THE DEPTHS OF SHAMBALA THAT YOU COULD
PROBABLY TAKE THE ENTIRE LUNGMEN POPULATION DOWN THERE AND BACK
UP AROUND TWENTY MILLION TIMES BEFORE YOU WOULD HAVE SUNK TO THE
END OF MY HATE, AND HONESTLY, I DO NOT WANT TO EXAGGERATE, BUT I
THINK THAT THAT INSULT WAS LOW BALLING IT SUCH A MASSIVE AMOUNT
THAT ALL MOUNTAINS IN THIS WORLD COMBINED WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO
STACK UP TO THIS IMPRECISE JUDGEMENT IN LIGHT OF THE FACT THAT
WHEN BEING HONEST, MY HATE IS ALMOST CERTAINLY BOTTOMLESS. THERE
IS NO ONE IN THIS WORLD THAT HAS EVER LOVED YOU, AND ESPECIALLY
AFTER WHAT YOU JUST DID, NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU IN THE FUTURE
EITHER. THERE IS NO HOPE THAT YOUR IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR AND
ESPECIALLY YOUR CROOKED SOUL WILL EVER CHANGE FOR THE BETTER,
AND IN FACT QUITE THE OPPOSITE MIGHT BE TRUE. BY MAKING THE
MISTAKE THAT YOU JUST DID, YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THAT YOU ARE SO
INCREDIBLY HOPELESS THAT YOU WILL ONLY DEVOLVE INTO A MORE
IDIOTIC AND WRETCHED CREATURE THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. THE ONLY
POSSIBLE WAY IN WHICH YOUR FUTURE WOULD BE BRIGHTER THAN THE
BLACK HOLE YOUR EXISTENCE CURRENTLY IS WOULD EXCLUSIVELY BE
BECAUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEIVABLE WAY THAT YOU WOULD
EVEN BE ABLE TO SINK LOWER THAN THE PATHETIC PLACE YOUR CURRENT
FAILURE HAS PUT YOU IN" -Gigachad's twin cousin
#Post#: 7--------------------------------------------------
Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 4, 2022, 3:01 am
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Baby Ariel
Zach King
Jason Derulo
Addison Rae
Dixie D'Amelio
JoJo Siwa
Jiff Pom
Bella Poarch
Jacob Sartorius
Joealbanese
Cameron Dallas
James Charles
Michael Le
Lauren Godwin
Loren Gray
Rebecca Zamolo
Cashbaker
Noah Beck
#Post#: 8--------------------------------------------------
Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 4, 2022, 3:07 am
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> Wat in fak yuo just faking tellings of my, yuo littel bitch?
Am have yuo know is top of Contests, and l into many secret
events on r/polandball, and am has over 300 confirmed wings. l
am skilled in MSFaint and am top shader in entire sub. Yuo are
nothing but just another antialiaser. Am will erase yuo with
precision zoom likes no one has been see on this clay before,
duplicate this layer. Yuo thinkings yuo can just into
shitpostings on Reddit? Think again, fake. While we talks am
reporting yuo for the racism and touching of the children so yuo
better ready for the ban, kurwa. Is ban that wipes the pathetic
things yuo call countryhumans. Yuo's fucking banned, lah. Am can
be in all subs, 9 anyclock, and am can has over sevenhundreds
top posts, and all with only Corel Draw 1.0. No just am super
pro in Photoshop, but am have accesses to entire CC rush catalog
and am will use they to the max to make yuo like dinosaur and
poor, yuo scheibe. If yuo knowed what notholy retrobustion yuor
little "funny" post was into bringings yuo, maybe yuo of had
hold yuor mouse. But yuo couldn't, yuo didn't, and nao yuo're
losing the karma, yuo goddamn Amino user. Am will shit all over
yuo like a street in West Bengal. Yuo're fucking anschlussed,
hue.
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Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 5, 2022, 9:42 am
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY
STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID
FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A
CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT
THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME
SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT
YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING
FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE
BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE
GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES
AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING
COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID
FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED
THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE 😂 EMOJI
THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY
STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY
FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT.
I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR
STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID
MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE
GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE.
MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU
STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY,
HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON
SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU
ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF
YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU
FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU
PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU
FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND
THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED
KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU
SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING
SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN'
THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY
🍆🍆💦💦😩😩" "WHAT'S
LIGMA NI🅱🅱A" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC
BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE
BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS
DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE
SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300
METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING.
WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU
WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A
BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NI🅱🅱🅰 EATING
BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE
CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A
CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY
FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE
WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY
THANOS CAR
l ll ll l _
THANOS CAR
this.
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Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 8, 2022, 2:34 pm
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You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open
your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling
mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona.
Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and
skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can
ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out
of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the
Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It
would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and
Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the
world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in
the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only
worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field.
The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian
is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early
on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk
about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed
shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed
on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as
delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its
the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your
life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly
superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would
be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian
Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
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Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 8, 2022, 2:36 pm
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--- Quote from: Polandball link ---
>
> You subhuman baboon. You literal monday.
>
> How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you
open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling
mouth?
>
> You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona.
Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and
skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can
ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out
of, you literal orangutan.
>
> I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the
Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It
would still be the whitest pusillanimous individual you ever
had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice,
your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few
windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad.
Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina
has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in
the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of
autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
>
> Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never
talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed
shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed
on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as
delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
>
> You monday.
>
> You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
>
> You are the Baltimore of South America.
>
> Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses,
its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in
your life, monday, you have a job making food for beings vastly
superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would
be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
>
> Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian
Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>
--- End Quote ---
Man Shut Yo Bitch Azz Up Nigga Nobody Asked Yu Bout A Bitch Azz
Thing Yu Better Shut The Fuck Up Fore I Knock Yo Fuckin Head Off
Yo Shoulders Lil Ugly Azz Bitch Stupid Azz Bitch Nigga Ill Kick
Yo Fuckin Heart Out Yo Chest Nigga Better Watch The Fuck Out
Nigga Stay The Fuck Off My Mentions Bitch
#Post#: 15--------------------------------------------------
Re: funni copypastas
DIR By: Polandball
Date: September 8, 2022, 2:39 pm
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--- Quote from: Polandball link ---
>
> [quote author=Polandball link=topic=3.msg13#msg13
date=1662665652]
> You subhuman baboon. You literal monday.
>
> How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you
open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling
mouth?
>
> You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona.
Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and
skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can
ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out
of, you literal orangutan.
>
> I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the
Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It
would still be the whitest pusillanimous individual you ever
had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice,
your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few
windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad.
Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina
has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in
the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of
autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
>
> Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never
talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed
shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed
on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as
delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
>
> You monday.
>
> You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
>
> You are the Baltimore of South America.
>
> Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses,
its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in
your life, monday, you have a job making food for beings vastly
superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would
be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
>
> Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian
Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>
--- End Quote ---
Man Shut Yo Bitch Azz Up brother Nobody Asked Yu Bout A Bitch
Azz Thing Yu Better Shut The forget Up Fore I Knock Yo forgetin
Head Off Yo Shoulders Lil Ugly Azz Bitch Stupid Azz Bitch
brother Ill Kick Yo forgetin Heart Out Yo Chest brother Better
Watch The forget Out brother Stay The forget Off My Mentions
Bitch
[/quote]
FUCK YOU A$$HOLE SUCK MY DICK AND ASS YOU CHODEFACED COCKNOSED
RACISTASS
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