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Little Johnny
DIR By: Pizmit
Date: December 7, 2012, 6:50 pm
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Little Johnny jokes have been around forever.
Here are some dirty ones.
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Re: Little Johnny
DIR By: eskii
Date: January 29, 2013, 3:50 pm
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Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa
are in love and I want to ask you for your blessing."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Jones replies,
"Well Johnny, you're only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies
"In Lisa's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit
there nicely."
Still thinking this is just cute, Mr. Jones says, "Okay then how
will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. How will you
afford food and rent?"
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "With our allowance. Lisa gets
5 bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks
a month, and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Jones is realizing that Johnny has put much
thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up
with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.
He then says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you've got everything
all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What
will you do if the two of you should kids of your own?"
Johnny shrugs his shoulders and says "We've been lucky so
far..."
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Re: Little Johnny
DIR By: ThaBreeze
Date: January 31, 2013, 3:13 pm
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Good one!!!! LOL
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Re: Little Johnny
DIR By: Pizmit
Date: January 31, 2013, 4:42 pm
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Hahahaha!
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Re: Little Johnny
DIR By: Pizmit
Date: February 7, 2013, 7:24 pm
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Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who
have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.
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Re: Little Johnny
DIR By: Pizmit
Date: February 28, 2013, 2:38 pm
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One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first
time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on
and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble
with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed him
what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said,
"You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just
ripped your balls off!"
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