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Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: December 7, 2012, 6:32 pm
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Up to three lines long.
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 11, 2013, 10:34 am
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One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4
kids. They were acting up. Bad little kids. They were running
around grabbing items off the shelves crying and screaming all
over the place. The mother grabbed all and said "I should of
swallowed all of you!"
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 13, 2013, 6:35 pm
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A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman
says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a
used tampon and says "I'm making tea".
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 13, 2013, 6:36 pm
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Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's
titts best, " the first guy says.
The second says "I like to look at a woman's arse." He asks the
third guy "What about you?". "Me? I prefer to see the top of her
head."
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 2:43 pm
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom
powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a
suppository, it's up to you!"
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 2:54 pm
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The mortician calls Mrs. Banley, and says, "Excuse me Mrs.
Banley, but I can't seem to close the lid to your husband's
coffin because he has a huge e*rection." To which she replies,
"Why don't you cut it off and stick it up his asss? That's the
only hole in town it hasn't been in."
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 2:57 pm
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Patient: "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I
keep losing my temper with people."
Doctor: "Tell me about your problem."
Patient: "I just did, you f*ucking jackasss!"
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:22 pm
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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the
morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:23 pm
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Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 28, 2013, 2:36 pm
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At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at
the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and
asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman. "Do you
have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"
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