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       Little Johnny
       By: Pizmit Date: December 7, 2012, 6:23 pm
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       Little Johnny jokes have been around forever.
       Generally they're dirty.
       Here are some clean ones.
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       Re: Little Johnny
       By: Pizmit Date: February 12, 2013, 11:06 am
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       A young female teacher was giving her class of six year old's a
       quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can
       eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little
       Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your
       thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you
       can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion,
       but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back
       of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an
       inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said
       the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking,"
       he answered.
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       Re: Little Johnny
       By: Pizmit Date: February 12, 2013, 11:13 am
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       The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said,
       "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what
       would it be?"
       Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold,
       because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a
       Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little
       Susie.
       Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is
       worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher
       smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny.
       Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The
       teacher said, "Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?" "Because
       my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should
       see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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