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Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: December 7, 2012, 6:08 pm
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Jokes about blondes that are posted in fun.
Not meant to offend anyone.
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:02 pm
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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:02 pm
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A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The
doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde
replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of
picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to
the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:03 pm
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:04 pm
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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that
her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her
cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:04 pm
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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw
a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went
home.
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:05 pm
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A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:05 pm
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A. Why can't Blondes dial 911?
Q. They can't find the 11 on the phone!
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:06 pm
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Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter"
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Re: Blonde
By: Pizmit Date: February 16, 2013, 3:06 pm
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Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds
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