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Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: December 7, 2012, 6:07 pm
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Up to three lines long.
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 6, 2013, 9:00 pm
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender looks him over
and says: "Hey, we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper looks at him and says: "Really, you have a drink
named Irving?"
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 7, 2013, 7:30 pm
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did my
intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you
must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine."
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 7, 2013, 7:31 pm
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Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
Joe: 'Really?'
Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell...'
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 10, 2013, 10:35 am
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A trucker goes into a w*horehouse and hands the Madam five
hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a
bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you
could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The
trucker says, "I'm not H*orny, I'm homesick."
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 10, 2013, 10:45 am
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An old Indian was asked the name of his wife. He replied, "Wife
Name - Three Horse."
"That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it
mean?" "It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag."
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 12, 2013, 11:07 am
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home
for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I
haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't
feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why
did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's
thinking about getting married."
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 12, 2013, 11:09 am
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he
sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would
you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if
I wait around here until someone does?"
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 12, 2013, 11:11 am
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,
and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we
got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was
her maiden name?
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Re: Up To Three Lines
By: Pizmit Date: February 12, 2013, 11:12 am
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard
says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that
were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without
hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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