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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: August 5, 2014, 11:09 am
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[glow=red,2,300]Lawyers[/glow]
I think I like Kid Rock
[quote]Generally speaking, Kid Rock seems like a pretty
happy-go-lucky guy. Everyone has their limits, however, and
Rock’s apparently end right around the spot where someone else
accuses him of being the owner of a sex toy that’s part of a
workplace-harassment lawsuit.
As we previously reported, Rock’s name came up a couple of weeks
ago during an ongoing trial that’s been brought against the
Insane Clown Posse by a former employee alleging sexual
harassment. The plaintiff, Andrea Pellegrini, has described a
litany of inappropriate behavior that includes bullying,
wrongful termination, and the attempted gifting of a glass dildo
— which another ex-employee claims was ultimately given to Kid
Rock.
The judge in the case ordered Rock to hand over the offending
phallus, unleashing a torrent of s****ing headlines in the
process. But Rock isn’t amused. He’s made his feelings known by
using his website to publicly shame the lawyers involved in the
lawsuit, posting the contents of the “actual letters” he’s
mailed in response to having his good name so brazenly sullied.
You can read the complete text of the letters here, starting
with Rock’s recommendation regarding exactly what “all parties
involved” can go ahead and do with the aforementioned dildo.
“I’ve never heard of, seen, or met any people involved in this
case. But I’m pretty sure you already know that. What I do know
is that you’ve been dragging my name around in the media to gain
attention for your sad-ass excuse for a law firm,” reads a
portion of one letter. Asking the attorneys to imagine waking up
one morning to discover they’d been falsely accused of getting
“caught molesting animals at a petting zoo while high on bath
salts,” Rock queries, “wouldn’t you be ****ed off that your
name, for days on end, was being mentioned in the press when
EVERYONE involved knew you weren’t involved in any way? Welcome
to my side of this story.”
And although owning sex toys is a pretty mild allegation
considering the wild image Kid Rock cultivated in his early
years, he makes an excellent point. Further, it’s easy to
understand the anger behind statements like: “It is obvious that
all you a–holes are using my name and notoriety to garner
publicity for yourselves, which makes you the worst kind of
scum. You’re the types of lawyers that make America a worse
place for everyone. … Your website says you represent people who
are ‘interested in doing the right thing.’ I don’t believe that,
but prove me wrong.”
The allegations have yet to be publicly retracted. In the
meantime, the guys in Steely Dan may want to make sure they’ve
got their own attorneys on speed dial.[/quote]
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: August 5, 2014, 12:03 pm
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I'm all for anyone putting lawyers in their place. Kid Rock ftw!
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: August 6, 2014, 11:48 am
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[glow=red,2,300]Even more Kanye West... douche[/glow]
Kanye West has referred to himself as the "the smartest
celebrity" and compared his battle with paparazzi to African
Americans fighting for civil rights in the 1960's.
A transcript of West's recent deposition in his ongoing civil
lawsuit stemming from a July 2013 scuffle with photographer
Daniel Ramos has been obtained by TMZ.
Kim Kardashian's new husband, who is being sued by Ramos for
assault and battery, swore under oath, "I'm the smartest
celebrity you've ever f-cking dealt with. I'm not Britney
Spears."
West has been accused of beating the photographer and smashing
his camera in Los Angeles International airport. Ramos had
recorded video footage of the incident at the time.
The rapper reportedly explained to Ramos' lawyer Nate Goldberg,
"I'm in the business of trying to make dope sh-t for the world.
You're in the business of representing scums and trying to make
as much money as long as there's this lapse in the law."
According to TMZ, West also claimed there's a parallel between
celebrities fighting for their rights against the paparazzi
today and African Americans fighting for civil rights in the
1960s.
"I mean in the '60s people used to hold up 'Die N-gger' signs
when my parents were in the sit-ins also... Yes, 100... I equate
it to discrimination. I equate it to inequalities," West told
Goldberg.
"We, as group of minorities here in LA, as celebrities have to
ban together to influence guys like this -- guys trying to take
the picture, guys trying to get the big win, guys trying to get
the check."
In addition, Goldberg questioned West about the lyrics to his
song "Flashing Lights," which clearly bashes the paparazzi.
Goldberg reportedly quoted one of the verses by reciting, "Till
I get flashed by the paparazzi, damn, these n-ggas got me."
West then slammed the lawyer for saying the "n-word" aloud.
"You have to ask for a hall pass. You can't just say the 'n'
word around me. It offends me because you're a white person
saying 'n-gga,'" West said, according to TMZ.
As far as West's criminal case goes, he had struck a plea deal
back in March and was sentenced to two years of probation, 250
hours of community service and 24 sessions of anger management
counseling. The rapper had pleaded no contest to misdemeanor
battery.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: August 6, 2014, 4:30 pm
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Apparently he's not smarter than Britney because even SHE knows
when to shut up. And yes, he does make dope-sh*t and not the
good kind.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: August 7, 2014, 10:47 pm
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[center]Man Murders Squirrel By Luring Then Kicking It Off The
Grand Canyon
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfHjhvDn01w
This asshat is the front-runner for Douche Of The Year honors.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: August 12, 2014, 10:45 pm
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[center]MMA Star Missing After Beating Up Porn Star Christy Mack
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgMbmPwp014
I want this f*cker destroyed. I have no tolerance for this kind
of garbage.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: August 13, 2014, 7:39 am
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I could not watch the whole thing. :'(
That is sickening in every way.
Why is the title censored? Beating Up **** Star Christy Mack
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: August 13, 2014, 7:51 am
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It's censored because the forum software designer is anal.
<------ I'm surprised THAT isn't censored as well.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: August 13, 2014, 8:51 am
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[quote]It's censored because the forum software designer is
anal. <------ I'm surprised THAT isn't censored as well.[/quote]
Well, we know that. What word was censored? I'm not very good at
Wheel of Fortune
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: August 13, 2014, 8:58 am
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[quote author=Mac link=topic=2601.msg30384#msg30384
date=1407937892]
Well, we know that. What word was censored? I'm not very good at
Wheel of Fortune
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P to the O to the R to the N. ;D
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