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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: July 15, 2014, 9:14 am
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Still say, there should be a law. If you lose, you pay.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: July 15, 2014, 10:28 pm
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[center]Rick Scott - Watch a master class on political
doublespeak
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbgnieG9Z4g
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I debated where to post this. What the
F*ck thread? Politics thread? Glorious Fail thread? In the end,
he's a douche. Congrats Rick Scott, you've been selected to the
exclusive Douche of the Day club!
Dipsh*t!
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: July 16, 2014, 7:42 am
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and the sad thing is we are going to see a crap ton more of this
as the elections come into view.
I think I'm pretty good at spotting stuff like the double speak,
unfortunately, I think a lot of people saw this and thought...
nothing.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: July 16, 2014, 11:30 am
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Listen, let's just give The Bieb's carte blanch on being an
honorary douche with regards to anything he does. OK.
[glow=red,2,300]Another delay in Justin Bieber's Fla. DUI
case[/glow]
[quote]MIAMI (AP)
Justin Bieber's lawyers and Florida prosecutors said Wednesday
they need more time to work out a possible plea deal on charges
that the pop star drove under the influence and resisted arrest.
Assistant State Attorney David Gilbert and Bieber attorney Mark
Shapiro asked for an additional three weeks. Miami-Dade County
Judge William Altfield reset the matter for Aug. 5.
Gilbert said at a brief hearing the two sides would inform
Altfield on that date how the plea negotiations are progressing
"and set a trial date, if necessary." He gave no other details,
and Shapiro also would not get into specifics. Bieber did not
attend the hearing.
"It's pretty much status quo," Shapiro said.
Bieber was arrested early Jan. 23 in Miami Beach after what
police described as an illegal street race between Bieber's
rented Lamborghini and a Ferrari driven by a friend, R&B singer
Khalil Amir Sharieff. Neither was charged with drag racing.
Alcohol breath tests found Bieber's level below Florida's 0.02
limit for underage drivers but urine tests showed the presence
of marijuana and the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in his system.
Bieber was also charged with resisting arrest and driving on an
expired license. Sharieff is also charged with DUI.
Earlier this month, Bieber resolved another criminal case by
pleading no contest to a misdemeanor vandalism charge for
throwing eggs at a neighbor's house in Los Angeles. In that
case, Bieber agreed to pay more than $80,000 in damages and meet
a number of other conditions.
Bieber is also charged in Toronto with assaulting a limo driver
in late December. His lawyers have said he is not guilty in that
case.
Back in Miami, Bieber is being sued by a photographer who says
he was roughed up while snapping pictures of the singer outside
a recording studio.
The Canadian-born Bieber shot to stardom at age 15, after
initially gaining notice through YouTube videos. He was
nominated for two Grammy Awards for his 2010 full-length album
debut "My World 2.0," but his popularity has begun to
wane.[/quote]
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: July 22, 2014, 11:21 am
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[glow=red,2,300]Kanye West Douche of the Day[/glow]
Kanye West Compares Being A Celebrity To The Civil Rights
Movement
HTML http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/kanye-west-gq-magazine-august-2014.jpg
[quote]Kanye West is running his mouth off again, this time in a
new cover story for the August issue of GQ magazine.
The rapper talked a lot about dealing with being a celebrity and
dealing with the paparazzi; more specifically comparing life in
the spotlight to facing the same kinds of discrimination that
African-Americans faced during the civil rights movement of the
1960s. Yeah, he went there.
Kanye also explained that he's not the predator when it comes to
the paparazzi, he's simply out to protect wife Kim Kardashian
and their daughter, North, from those getting too close for
comfort.
Thus, he called himself a "blowfish," but came off as more of a
blowhard.
"Yeah. I'm a blowfish," he explains. "I'm not a shark, I'm a
blowfish... I wasn't coming out of my house going to a
paparazzi's house to attack them. I'm defending my family in
front of my own house."
Kanye added that he just wants to defend his name, especially
from the haters.
"I'm defending my name as someone's screaming something negative
at me," he says. "That's a blowfish.
"People have me pinned as a shark or a predator in some way, and
in no way am I that. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone. I want to
defend people. I want to help people."
West also compared being a celebrity and dealing with fame to
the injustices suffered by blacks during the civil rights
movement, revealing that the speech he gave during his wedding
to Kardashian was centered on the need for a change in the way
celebrities are treated by the press and the photographers.
"What I talked about [the speech] was the idea of celebrity, and
celebrities being treated like blacks were in the '60s, having
no rights, and the fact that people can slander your name," he
explained.
"I said that in the toast. And I had to say this in a position
where I, from the art world, am marrying Kim," he adds. "And how
we're going to fight to raise the respect level for celebrities
so that my daughter can live a more normal life. She didn't
choose to be a celebrity. But she is. So I'm going to fight to
make sure she has a better life."
On a lighter note, Kanye also says that everyone needs to have
some "Kim K skills" to get through life. No, seriously.
"One of the reasons why I think that me and Kim are very
powerful together isn't just the concept of celebrity or this
mega rap star and this mega-beautiful pop star," Kanye said.
"It's something I explain to my girl: She is who she is. I am
who I am. We have advisers and friends and everything, but those
people are who they are and we are who we are.
"And what I had to learn from Kim is how to take more of her
advice and less of other people's advice. There's a lot of Kim K
skills that were added. In order to win at life, you need some
Kim K skills, period."
We're not sure if Kanye is referring to Kim's sex tape when he
speaks of "Kim K skills," but if that's the case, then no one
should have a problem winning at life.
Check out Kanye's full interview in the August issue of GQ
magazine and at GQ.com.[/quote]
What? Holy Crap dude...
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: July 22, 2014, 11:47 am
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Gawd, I can't stand this guy. The self appointed martyrdom in
EVERYTHING he says and does is ridiculous. His life is so
"challenging" with all the money, mansions, cars, p o r n s t a
r wife he has. Sucks to be him.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: July 30, 2014, 12:34 pm
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This guy is supposed to be funny. :o
I find him about as humorous as Jay Leno
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbLiOExJTVw
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Chiprocks1 Date: July 30, 2014, 3:18 pm
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My first thought was this "guy" Jenn sure looks an awful lot
like Fred Armisen. The clip wasn't funny, but not really seeing
anything that would make him a douche though.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: July 31, 2014, 11:15 am
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Maybe your right. It just bugs me who kid themselves as to being
comedians, when they clearly are not.
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Re: Douche of the Day Thread
By: Mac Date: July 31, 2014, 11:18 am
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[glow=red,2,300]Bülent Arınç, Turkish Prime Minister[/glow]
HTML http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/ht_esra_kansu_twitpic_smile_turkey_jc_140730_16x9_992.jpg
[quote] Turkish women are posting laughing selfies on social
media in defiance of one of the countrys top government
officials who said that women scolded women for laughing out
loud in public.
Vice Prime Minster Bülent Arinç, a conservative politician,
complained on Monday that Turkey's society is in moral decline,
and complained that women who don't control their laughs in
public were part of the country's problem.
A man should be moral but women should be moral as well, they
should now what is decent and what is not decent. She should not
laugh loudly in front of all the world and should preserve her
decency at all times, Arinc said, according to Hurriyet Daily
News.
He suggested that by not laughing in public a woman "will
protect her chasteness.
Arinc's statement has stirred up a social media uproar, followed
by Turkish women posting their laughing selfies on Twitter along
with the hashtag #direnkahkaha, which means resist laughter.
[/quote]
And now he just goes even further with his thoughts...
[glow=red,2,300]
Turkish Deputy PM Turns Ire From Laughing Women to
Pole-Dancing[/glow]
[quote]The Turkish deputy prime minister, who was ridiculed when
he told women not to laugh in public, has walked into a second
social media storm - this time for lashing out at women who
"can't wait to climb poles when they see one." Bülent Arınç
was attempting Wednesday to explain his comments, but appeared
to make matters worse by suggesting women could not resist
pole-dancing while on holiday with their extramarital lovers.
His original remark about laughter, on Monday, prompted
thousands of women to post defiant, smiling selfies. [/quote]
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