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       Best Opening Paragraph Ever
       By: Mac Date: February 21, 2014, 5:28 pm
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       [quote]One warm spring night in 2011, a young man named Travis
       Hughes stood on the back deck of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity
       house at Marshall University, in West Virginia, and was struck
       by what seemed to him—under the influence of powerful
       inebriants, not least among them the clear ether of youth
       itself—to be an excellent idea: he would shove a bottle rocket
       up his ass and blast it into the sweet night air. And perhaps it
       was an excellent idea. What was not an excellent idea, however,
       was to misjudge the relative tightness of a 20-year-old
       sphincter and the propulsive reliability of a 20-cent bottle
       rocket. What followed ignition was not the bright report of a
       successful blastoff, but the muffled thud of fire in the hole.
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       Re: Best Opening Paragraph Ever
       By: Chiprocks1 Date: February 21, 2014, 5:50 pm
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       Hahaha.
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