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       Best Opening Paragraph Ever
   DIR By: Mac
       Date: February 21, 2014, 5:28 pm
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       > One warm spring night in 2011, a young man named Travis Hughes
       stood on the back deck of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity house
       at Marshall University, in West Virginia, and was struck by what
       seemed to him—under the influence of powerful inebriants, not
       least among them the clear ether of youth itself—to be an
       excellent idea: he would shove a bottle rocket up his ass and
       blast it into the sweet night air. And perhaps it was an
       excellent idea. What was not an excellent idea, however, was to
       misjudge the relative tightness of a 20-year-old sphincter and
       the propulsive reliability of a 20-cent bottle rocket. What
       followed ignition was not the bright report of a successful
       blastoff, but the muffled thud of fire in the hole.
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       #Post#: 26392--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Best Opening Paragraph Ever
   DIR By: Chiprocks1
       Date: February 21, 2014, 5:50 pm
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       Hahaha.
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