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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands - Chelsea H
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By: ChipRawks Date: August 23, 2011, 11:45 pm
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[CENTER]My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands. Based on
the title of the book, you would think it was a very salacious
read. It's a little misleading. We are led to believe that it's
about all of Chelsea Handler's successful one-night stands:
Doing the "deed". But the fact is, it's more about her wanting
to get laid, going out looking for a man and heading back to his
or her place with the intention of getting laid. But it usually
ends in some crazy, far out scenario that usually has her cock
blocking herself either by her own means or the dude she is with
is just weird, crazy and everything in between. You could
basically say this book is Penthouse Pet Letters gone horribly
wrong.
This is all great stuff and makes for an extremely entertaining
read. She paints a picture rather well, which is a testament to
her writing skills. The stories are so out there, that at times
I have to question it's legitimacy. Whether they are real or
not, it doesn't matter. It's extremely funny. After reading this
book, it's clear that she is definitely "one of the guys".
Chelsea is a master liar and can tell whoppers at the drop of a
hat to snare her man or just embarrass who she is with. The best
incident was when she and her friend Nathan went to his high
school reunion where she played his girlfriend/wife so that
people wouldn't know he was gay and she would be able to find
herself a lay there, if not a relationship with someone at the
party. But it was the escalating lies they were telling, trying
to one up each other that had me howling.
This is one that I can see myself reading again. A definite Buy
for me.
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