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Dating advice go
By: Red Date: May 28, 2013, 12:40 am
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No, I'm not planning dating anyone, I'm aromatic. People should
throw out dating tips here. Go.
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Re: Dating advice go
By: A Sexy Tree Date: May 28, 2013, 9:18 am
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Dating tips from someone who has never dated:
-Don't mess up
-Don't say the wrong thing
-Don't say the right thing at the wrong time
-Don't say anything
-Don't breakup horribly
-Don't breakup softly enough that you give the person fake hope
-Don't breakup
-Don't be stupid
-Don't be weakhearted
-Don't be stubborn
-Pretty much just don't date
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Re: Dating advice go
By: MisterCuttlefish Date: May 28, 2013, 6:39 pm
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Dating tips from someone who reads Yaoi regularly [s]and has
also never been in a relationship[/s]:
-Wait three months before doing the H
-Talk about the H in public
-Do dirty things when people could find out
-Be explicitly gay in public
-Don't directly deny that you are gay, but also don't openly say
it
-Tell them, "I love you" with strange, pink bubbles floating
next to your face and either be uugu or kawaii
-You have to pick a side. There is no such thing as a "seke" or
"ume" in yaoi
HTML http://media.tumblr.com/bc6b17b4ab188a757c6817e544c205ba/tumblr_inline_mffuon4FNV1qfsdul.jpg
-im done with this bs what the actual flkasdjkh
-how do relationships
-i dont want a pet i want a sweetheart
-this is really stupid im sorry
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Re: Dating advice go
By: A Sexy Tree Date: May 29, 2013, 9:58 am
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Wow, look at us go. We're so helpful. >.> Ahem.
Maybe someone who actually knows things about life
*coughcoughNOTMEorCASTAWAY* could be helpful for real.
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Re: Dating advice go
By: notme Date: May 29, 2013, 4:23 pm
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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! Red made this durring a conversation with
me about how I don't know anything and I'm sad.
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Re: Dating advice go
By: Captain Castaway Date: May 29, 2013, 8:38 pm
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ummm ummm...... *am I seriously the only one of us who's
actually gone on a date?!?!?!*
-be open, talk about things. And if something is bothering you
about them, get it out in the open. DON'T LET THINGS FESTER.
-[s]be honest[/s] just kidding honesty is never necessary but
maybe tone down the lying, the lying doesn't need to be as
ridiculous as normal as it usually is when you're a writer like
me and are planning on lying for a living
-Be chill. If you're only dating, then why worry? If it doesn't
work out, it doesn't work out. If it does, great! :D
-Don't not talk to them. It's pretty much the worst thing you
can do.
-[s]hugs[/s] okay that's just me I like hugs
and above all else:
DON'T BE AWKWARD SHUBS LIKE ME AND ERIC LIKE HOLY SHIT WE ARE
THE MOST AWKWARD COUPLE THAT ISN'T QUITE A COUPLE ON THE PLANET
RIGHT NOW ALSKDJFHAKSDJFHALDSF-
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Re: Dating advice go
By: MisterCuttlefish Date: May 30, 2013, 5:31 pm
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[quote author=MisterCuttlefish link=topic=69.msg557#msg557
date=1369784370]
Wait three months before doing the H
[/quote]
Wait three months before doing the h
wait three months before doing the h
wait three goddamn months
you can have your own preference, but who puts out right away
who
why though
the chase really is much more interesting and im not saying that
just because abstinent
im saying it because it really is much more interesting
i know this
i listen
someone back me up
i think this is good advice
if it isn't, feel free to prove me wrong
no i dont think it depends on the person
i really dont
Use a condom, kids. And that is the absolute limit to all of my
dating advice.
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Re: Dating advice go
By: Red Date: May 30, 2013, 6:15 pm
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Dating doesn't imply sex XD
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Re: Dating advice go
By: MisterCuttlefish Date: June 1, 2013, 4:48 pm
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[quote author=Red link=topic=69.msg569#msg569 date=1369955747]
Dating doesn't imply sex XD
[/quote]
You're right.
What dating implies is a commitment to a person I'm supposed
want to know more about and spend my time with in hopes of
something nice coming from it. In which there are levels of
dating and the ultimate outcome when things go accordingly is
normally sex.
Dating is giving someone something (willingly) and getting
something in return (wishfully). Whether that is sex, love or
some sort of mix is really up to you. People just like sex.
That's what some people associate with love and what dating is
leading up to for them. That's how we reproduce.
Dating is the part leading up to sex, if you want to have it. I
guess it could make or break your relationship, but whatever.
It's hard for me to tell people who've dated.. dating advice,
there are different experiences that people gain through dating.
What I've learned from it are the generalities to do with
dating.
Friends with benefits, for example. That kills the 3 month rule.
But then it doesn't because that isn't dating. Its "no strings
attached"(ohgodthatmovie) and can't qualify because it has
already deemed itself as non-dating.
What I'm trying to say is, at one point in time someone will
bring it up.
If that time is sooner rather than later, you can take it.
I'm just saying that if you want to, try to find out who they
are before it happens and if you really just wanted that to
begin with or if you're looking for a more serious relationship
then I guess you do what you want. I'm not dating you or them.
Three months gives you the time to decide, dating time. o v o
Dating advice.
(For my preference, dating will never involve sexual activities.
I don't understand what the enjoyment of it is, am not willing
to have it and hopefully never will.)
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Re: Dating advice go
By: Captain Castaway Date: June 4, 2013, 8:07 pm
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Okay, you've had your shpheal, now lemme tell you exactly where
you're wrong.
First off: Yes, dating and relationships usually end in sex.
This is a well known fact, because our brains are naturally
programmed to want to reproduce, so, y'know, the human
population can advance.
However, this is not the point of dating. If the point of dating
were to have sex, it would be called hooking.
The point of dating is to test things out, see if you can find
someone who you'd be willing to spend the rest of your life
with. Human culture is mostly monogamous, thus if you would like
to marry someone and have a family some day, then you first need
to find that one person. Which is the point of dating: to find
someone you are not simply physically attracted to, but also
mentally attracted to. Because, let's face it, if you two aren't
mentally compatible, or can't find anything interesting in one
another other than their magnificent looks, it's probably not
going to end very well between you two.
[s]*COUGH*alsodatinghasalltheperksoftheendorphinsandshitwithouta
ctuallyhavingtobemarried*COUGH*[/s]
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