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How to Steal Souls: A Beginner's Guide (S. 1, P. 1)
By: MisterCuttlefish Date: May 20, 2013, 8:31 pm
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Hello and welcome to your first lesson on Soul Stealing.
I am Mister Cuttlefish and I will be your [s]guide through
Hell[/s] mentor for the duration of your [s]stay in Hell[/s]
lessons. u v u
First off, you might want to become a Demigod, as it is
difficult to steal souls as a human.
If you are not born with this wonderful gift (as I am), you may
want to consider becoming the following:
[list]
[li]A psychic vampire[/li]
[li]A will-o'-the-wisp[/li]
[li]A Striga[/li]
[li]A Barghest[/li]
[/list]
If you can't become one, just sign a contract with one. Its
basically the next best thing [s]and probably healthier for
you[/s].
Now that you've become/signed a contract with a thief, you'll
want to train with them or with a tutor like me. Too bad I'm
booked for the next millennium, right?
This takes about 200 years+ depending on how well you do. You'll
die immediately if you're not up to it, so its okay. That
happens.
Well, since you're either dead or [s]dead because humans don't
last that long and let's face it, you're not special[/s] you've
passed your exams and now you're a qualified Soul
Stealer!!???!?!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟϪ
3;
!!!1!!1!!111!!!!???/?@!?/1/ good for you
Time for your next step.
You'll be wanting to get a familiar..
NOW- Familiars are hard to pick out, I would know. But you want
a good, obedient pet that will take care of all your dirty work:
-Cleaning
-Potions
-Summoning spells/Protection spells/Hexes
-Eating the bodies
-And talking to Satan [s]I'm so sorry if you have to do this
yourself, I understand[/s]
I recommend either amphibian/fish familiars or the common cat
familiar, dog familiars are alright but wolves do better in the
long run. Owls and all that other Harry Potter Hogbullwax aren't
gonna fly in Satan realm. Here, its like Voldemort's butthole on
high, swished around, spat out and metal sparkle orangutans.
If you happen upon a bad familiar, kill it. No mercy.
Good work!
So far, you've become a magical creature [s]or become a human
sacrifice[/s], trained for a number of years [s]or become a
human sacrifice[/s], gotten a familiar [s]or become a murderer
and a human sacrifice[/s] and now you want to know the best
places to find good, juicy souls.
Amiright? I'm right.
Okay, all you have to do is--
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