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#Post#: 1047--------------------------------------------------
My Company's Secret
By: Red Date: August 15, 2013, 10:34 am
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Yo, so a little while ago, I was told to switch cubicles and
move some computers around for my company, and in the midst of
hauling various systems around the workplace, I decided to sort
through my new environment's various drawers and cabinets. To my
surprise, I found a ton of hot chocolate packages that seem to
work with the company's coffee machine. I decided to make a
mental note of this.
Today, I came to work and decided that I did not want coffee, so
instead I decided to raid the secret stash of hot chocolate,
which is probably the best decision I've made yet. You see, my
company is full of avid coffee drinkers, and periodically we
have a huge box of creamers delivered - the type you see at
diners, the little plastic cups. Normally, they get them
flavored, and usually it's only like some crappy french vanilla
flavor which, in my opinion, doesn't even go well with coffee.
Off topic, but it was so bad I decided to buy a carton of half
and half just to redeem myself. Nonetheless, they recently got a
shipment of hazelnut as well as their crappy vanilla, and let me
tell you:
It's beautiful.
Not only does it go well with coffee, but today on my hot
chocolate expedition, I decided to go with my gut and put my
normal three creamers into my drink. I have reached hot beverage
enlightenment in the realm of not-teas.
[code]
Teas:
Green Tea
Jasmine Tea
Earl Grey Tea
Mixed Black Teas
Crappy artificial Teas
Kombucha
Not-Teas:
Coffee
Water
Soda
[/code]
I'll have you know, I am EXTREMELY picky about my hot chocolate
- so much so that I will either go to great lengths to get a
good cup of it, or drink none at all. This particular cup has
surpassed all of my expectations for the day. It's like I don't
even care what happens from now until 3, when I get off work.
This cup of hot chocolate is bomb, and I highly suggest that if
you need a guaranteed good cup of the stuff, that you try this.
#Post#: 1048--------------------------------------------------
Re: My Company's Secret
By: MisterCuttlefish Date: August 16, 2013, 1:09 am
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Are you telling me that you put creamer in your hot chocolate?
Is that what I'm getting from this?
Did you honestly commit the one hot beverage sin, [s]other than
evaporated milk in coffee jesus why do people drink that[/s] and
then just tell us about it?
...But I can't help but think that might be a good idea if I try
it.
You've just cleared a path straight to beverage hell, Red.
AND HOW CAN YOU SIT HERE AND TELL ME THAT VANILLA CREAMER ISNT
GOOD
ANY CREAMER IS GOOD AS LONG AS ITS NOT MILK OR THE EVAPORATED
LIKE
NO SUGAR NO [s]EVAPORATED[/s] MILK
JUST PURE CREAMER AND COFFEE THAT IS THE KEY TO HEAVEN
Have you ever tried the cinnamon bun creamer?
HOLYsweetjesusmarmalade it is the BEST OF THE BEST CREAMER EVER.
#Post#: 1053--------------------------------------------------
Re: My Company's Secret
By: Red Date: August 16, 2013, 8:18 pm
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Please, now that I think about it, htis is barely creamer at all
- and if putting creamer in your hot chocolate is wrong then,
frankly, i don't want to be right. Hell is going to taste
delicious.
#Post#: 1055--------------------------------------------------
Re: My Company's Secret
By: MisterCuttlefish Date: August 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
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My good sir, that is why we are friends.
#Post#: 1056--------------------------------------------------
Re: My Company's Secret
By: A Sexy Tree Date: August 18, 2013, 11:05 am
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