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General Jokes
By: Half-Blood Date: March 7, 2013, 4:54 pm
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I went to a Job Interview last week and the Interviewer asks me:
What would you say your biggest weakness is?"
"Honesty" I said
"I don't think honesty is a weakness" he replied
"I don't give a fuck what you think" I said honestly
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Re: General Jokes
By: nickygio Date: March 8, 2013, 6:58 pm
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So a pony goes to the doctor, and he says to the doctor, "hey
doc, my throat really hurts, is this a problem." The doctor
replies, "It's okay, you're just a little horse"
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Re: General Jokes
By: Aggressivenutmeg Date: March 18, 2013, 12:40 am
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Life.
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Re: General Jokes
By: wolfman_six Date: April 7, 2013, 7:31 pm
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If George Carlin can, then so can I...
Shit.
Piss.
Fuck.
Cunt.
Cocksucker.
Motherfucker.
Tits.
Those are the heavy seven. You won't hear those on "normal" TV.
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Re: General Jokes
By: wolfman_six Date: April 7, 2013, 8:09 pm
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A guy walks into a bar and seems to be carrying on a
conversation with someone, which draws the attention of the
bartender. Looking closer, the barman sees the guy has his thumb
in his ear and is talking into his pinkie. When the guy stops to
order a beer, the barman asks what's up with his hand (thinking
he's just very crazy and not worth serving liquor to).
"I had an experimental cell phone chipset implanted in my hand,"
said the customer, "and I never lose my phone anymore."
The bartender is suspicious, but he's come across stranger
people, so he serves up a beer. The customer leaves to use the
bathroom after his drink.
On the way out of the men's room, the customer starts heading
for the door, dragging a loose wad of toilet paper out of the
cuff of his trousers.
"Hey, mac!" shouts the barman, "Looks like you're receiving a
fax!"
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Re: General Jokes
By: Half-Blood Date: May 18, 2013, 5:02 pm
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HTML http://imageshack.us/a/img15/6619/26444552269112444602980.jpg
No explanation needed
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Re: General Jokes
By: Fashiontopia Date: May 24, 2013, 2:20 pm
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HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF6ixrn3X5c
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Re: General Jokes
By: PsychoBunni Date: June 27, 2013, 7:51 pm
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So, this one day, three nazi fucktards walked into a BAR.
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Re: General Jokes
By: DictaTorr Date: June 27, 2013, 8:46 pm
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[quote author=PsychoBunni link=topic=153.msg4080#msg4080
date=1372380682]
So, this one day, three nazi fucktards walked into a BAR.
[/quote]
They just could nazi that one coming.
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Re: General Jokes
By: Bajireyn Date: June 28, 2013, 10:54 am
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No Holocaust jokes please.
My grandfather died in the Holocaust....he fell out of a
watchtower.
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